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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2265 on: October 01, 2023, 04:43:28 PM »
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« Reply #2266 on: October 06, 2023, 09:12:41 AM »
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2267 on: October 16, 2023, 07:23:36 AM »
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« Reply #2268 on: October 16, 2023, 07:30:10 AM »
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I guess Joyce DeWitt won the tontine.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2269 on: October 16, 2023, 08:06:21 AM »
Quote from: CatoTheElder on October 16, 2023, 07:30:10 AM
I guess Joyce DeWitt won the tontine.

Janet Wood and Larry Dallas are the last ones standing


EDIT: and Terri Alden but i don't really count her because she's not part of the original cast.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2270 on: October 19, 2023, 09:10:43 PM »
Burt Young....Paulie from the Rocky movies
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2271 on: October 25, 2023, 10:59:45 AM »
Shaft

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2272 on: October 27, 2023, 11:20:55 PM »
Richard Moll

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2273 on: October 28, 2023, 07:21:06 PM »
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2274 on: October 28, 2023, 07:34:52 PM »
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2275 on: October 28, 2023, 10:29:23 PM »
Been in lota and lots of hot tubs, how the freak do you drown in one?

There has to be hookers and blow involved.
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« Reply #2276 on: October 28, 2023, 10:55:54 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on October 28, 2023, 10:29:23 PM
Been in lota and lots of hot tubs, how the freak do you drown in one?

There has to be hookers and blow involved.
The best friend of one of my buddies drowned in a hot tub. It requires alcohol and/or opiates.

I promise you that if you have hookers and blow on hand, the last thing you're going to do is pass out and drown.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2277 on: October 28, 2023, 11:32:09 PM »
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The best friend of one of my buddies drowned in a hot tub. It requires alcohol and/or opiates.

I promise you that if you have hookers and blow on hand, the last thing you're going to do is pass out and drown.

I will defer to you with the hookers and blow remark.
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« Reply #2278 on: October 29, 2023, 08:07:00 AM »
Adam Johnson, former Pittsburgh Penguin. Slashed in the throat with a skate while playing for Nottingham Panthers vs Sheffield Steelers in the UK EIHL, died from blood loss. Brutal.
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« Reply #2279 on: October 29, 2023, 08:12:24 AM »
Geez that's brutal and oddly that's always a worry, playing.
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