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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #75 on: March 20, 2014, 11:42:23 AM »
Hopefully people picket his funeral

Hopefully he was the only brains behind that family's twisted racket and they go bankrupt.

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« Reply #76 on: March 20, 2014, 11:42:37 AM »
Hopefully people picket his funeral

I'd love to see the bikers who protect military funerals from his "church" do this.
 
Hopefully he was the only brains behind that family's twisted racket and they go bankrupt.

Nope his daughter is still alive and well. IIRC, she's the lawyer of the group too.
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« Reply #77 on: March 20, 2014, 11:47:39 AM »
I'd love to see the bikers who protect military funerals from his "church" do this.
 
Nope his daughter is still alive and well. IIRC, she's the lawyer of the group too.

They're all lawyers.

They're a family of lawyers basically.

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« Reply #79 on: March 24, 2014, 08:58:51 AM »
Is Gwar death metal?
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« Reply #80 on: March 24, 2014, 09:04:04 AM »
Is Gwar death metal?

Not really, more straightforward heavy metal. GWAR was always more about the spectacle than the music. Costumes, world leaders being executed in effigy on stage, prop bodily fluids being sprayed on the crowd, etc.

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« Reply #81 on: March 24, 2014, 09:05:56 AM »
Not really, more straightforward heavy metal. GWAR was always more about the spectacle than the music. Costumes, world leaders being executed in effigy on stage, prop bodily fluids being sprayed on the crowd, etc.

Oh gotcha, they're like early Kiss squared.
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« Reply #82 on: March 24, 2014, 09:07:57 AM »
Oh gotcha, they're like early Kiss squared.

Yeah, same vein but never got caught in the trap of taking themselves seriously.

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« Reply #83 on: March 25, 2014, 06:40:03 PM »


An instance in which compassion is the sickest burn of all...
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« Reply #84 on: March 26, 2014, 02:01:05 PM »
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #85 on: March 26, 2014, 02:03:07 PM »
I heard they weren't having a funeral.

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/17/fred-phelps-funeral_n_4980493.html

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However, it seems that there may not be a funeral at all, according to WBC member Margie Phelps, who told Huffington Post editor Nick Wing in February that memorials were not in line with their church policy.

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We don't worship the dead in this church, so there'd be no public memorial or funeral to picket if any member died.
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Not that I give a excrement. I think protesting at a funeral is bullshit either way. I could get behind defacing/defiling his grave though, that would take some balls.
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« Reply #86 on: March 27, 2014, 01:11:15 PM »
Not really, more straightforward heavy metal. GWAR was always more about the spectacle than the music. Costumes, world leaders being executed in effigy on stage, prop bodily fluids being sprayed on the crowd, etc.

Not to mention a human meat grinder that fans were encouraged to come on stage and jump in.  Just terrible music, but if you can watch an early 90's set somewhere it is pretty awesome.

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« Reply #87 on: March 27, 2014, 01:12:34 PM »
I heard they weren't having a funeral.

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/17/fred-phelps-funeral_n_4980493.html


Not that I give a excrement. I think protesting at a funeral is bullshit either way. I could get behind defacing/defiling his grave though, that would take some balls.

If there is any concern of protest, they should just dig 3 more graves.  3 random random protesters are buried alive.  End of problem.

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« Reply #88 on: March 27, 2014, 01:13:43 PM »
Not to mention a human meat grinder that fans were encouraged to come on stage and jump in.  Just terrible music, but if you can watch an early 90's set somewhere it is pretty awesome.

Oh, I've seen them twice. 2007 and 2008 I think. When I got back to my dorm after the '07 show I was completely blue from the fake bile.
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« Reply #89 on: March 27, 2014, 02:59:39 PM »
Oh, I've seen them twice. 2007 and 2008 I think. When I got back to my dorm after the '07 show I was completely blue from the fake bile.

To be honest, I had no idea they were around that long.  I imagine the live show just got better.

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