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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2040 on: November 20, 2022, 11:40:06 AM »
Jason David Frank - Tommy, the Green/White Power Ranger
Committed suicide
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« Reply #2041 on: November 20, 2022, 03:40:17 PM »
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2042 on: November 20, 2022, 07:07:53 PM »
Patience with Zach Wilson
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« Reply #2043 on: November 20, 2022, 07:30:22 PM »
Patience with Zach Wilson
I've got even more patience now. Thanks babbie
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2044 on: November 24, 2022, 12:43:34 PM »
Borje Salming
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« Reply #2045 on: November 24, 2022, 07:05:17 PM »
I've got even more patience now. Thanks babbie

There's always one dummy.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2046 on: November 24, 2022, 07:30:37 PM »
There's always one dummy.
Don't be so hard on yourself
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2047 on: November 26, 2022, 07:43:37 PM »
Irene Cara
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2048 on: November 29, 2022, 12:53:48 PM »
Theo from Diehard
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2049 on: November 29, 2022, 03:31:28 PM »
Irene Cara

That oddly bummed me out.

I remember when What a Feeling was a hit, so this makes me feel old....like every morning I wake up does.


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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2050 on: November 30, 2022, 02:08:12 PM »
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« Reply #2051 on: November 30, 2022, 02:12:21 PM »
Christine McVie

Hang in there Lindsay Buckingham & Stevie Nicks.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2052 on: December 01, 2022, 01:41:11 PM »
Gaylord Perry, baseball HOF’er

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« Reply #2053 on: December 01, 2022, 02:22:17 PM »
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Real bummer. Wrote a song about freaking the guy who does lights for Fleetwood Mac, made her husband play bass, and lied to him and said the song was about their dog. And the lights guy remained in the band until the end.

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« Reply #2054 on: December 01, 2022, 03:26:44 PM »
Real bummer. Wrote a song about freaking the guy who does lights for Fleetwood Mac, made her husband play bass, and lied to him and said the song was about their dog. And the lights guy remained in the band until the end.

The song is "You Make Loving Fun" from Rumours. Awesome album.
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