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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1905 on: May 24, 2022, 12:31:23 PM »
This is completely unsurprising, but still sad.

https://thespun.com/.amp/nfl/report-dwayne-haskins-blood-alcohol-content-at-time-of-death-revealed

I didn't want to say anything, but I have never seen anyone walk on that road, and I lived down there and drove it every day for years. It's a major highway with all kinds of maniacs driving. To think he was trying to cross it was freaking nutso.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1906 on: May 26, 2022, 11:12:30 AM »
Ray Liotta

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1907 on: May 26, 2022, 11:12:50 AM »
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1908 on: May 26, 2022, 11:39:00 AM »
Ray Liotta

Ray's father Al lived two doors down from my parents when we lived in Union New Jersey. Whenever he'd come visit his dad, he'd grab my older brother and his friends and play street basketball with them.

I was only like 7 years old, but Ray couldn't have been nicer to me, my brother and specifically my grandmother who must have reminded him 100 times whenever she saw him how she remembered him as Joey Perini from Another World. Just a super warm, unassuming guy whenever he'd come home.


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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1909 on: May 26, 2022, 12:00:26 PM »
edit: sad day indeed.  In addition to Ray Liotta:

- Alan White (Yes drummer; R&R HOF)
- Andy Fletcher (Depeche Mode keyboardist; R&R HOF)



 

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1910 on: May 30, 2022, 09:16:47 AM »
George Shapiro
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1911 on: May 30, 2022, 01:25:07 PM »
Cardinals CB Jeff Gladney



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Tragic news: Former TCU standout and Vikings’ first-round pick Jeff Gladney was killed in an overnight car accident in the Dallas area, his agent Brian Overstreet confirmed today. Gladney was 25 years old.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1912 on: May 30, 2022, 02:08:33 PM »
Surprised Schefter didn’t call him a bust

He learned from that Haskins tweet
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« Reply #1913 on: May 30, 2022, 02:09:32 PM »
Surprised Schefter didn’t call him a bust

He learned from that Haskins tweet


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The tragic details: Jeff Gladney and a 26-year old female passenger were pronounced dead after a two-vehicle crash early this morning in Dallas.

Just heartbreaking.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1914 on: May 30, 2022, 02:14:43 PM »
Sucks to see that another person died too.

Gladney has been racing towards this for a while now.  Always shitty when talented guys can’t get out of their own way.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1915 on: June 01, 2022, 06:12:43 PM »
Former Cowboys running back Marion Barber, found dead at 39. No cause yet.

Very sad, he was far too young obviously.

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« Reply #1916 on: June 01, 2022, 06:36:54 PM »
Guy was a good, honest hard-nosed RB

R.I.P.

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« Reply #1917 on: June 02, 2022, 08:13:05 AM »

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1918 on: June 02, 2022, 08:28:09 AM »
JFC, like, why?
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1919 on: June 02, 2022, 08:29:24 AM »
JFC, like, why?

Marion Barber, who prolly never scored with a chick until he was 19 and took a fat girl to prom, has died at age 38.  He scored some TDs doh."

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