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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1755 on: December 28, 2021, 07:02:57 PM »
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1757 on: December 28, 2021, 08:47:09 PM »
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1758 on: December 28, 2021, 10:10:38 PM »
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1759 on: December 29, 2021, 12:13:58 AM »
We finally did it.  We turned the obituary thread into comedy.
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« Reply #1760 on: December 29, 2021, 01:18:35 AM »
John Madden just died, wow. I didn't know that, you're telling me now for the first time. 🖐️🖐️ He lead an amazing life. What else can you say. He was an amazing, whether you agreed or not, he was an amazing man who led an amazing life. I am actually saddened to hear that.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1761 on: December 29, 2021, 06:14:55 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on December 29, 2021, 12:13:58 AM
We finally did it.  We turned the obituary thread into comedy.

Fuckin'  a
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1762 on: December 29, 2021, 06:43:57 AM »
Quote from: Jumbo on December 29, 2021, 01:18:35 AM
John Madden just died, wow. I didn't know that, you're telling me now for the first time. 🖐️🖐️ He lead an amazing life. What else can you say. He was an amazing, whether you agreed or not, he was an amazing man who led an amazing life. I am actually saddened to hear that.

sorry for your loss
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1763 on: December 29, 2021, 06:51:34 AM »
Quote from: Jumbo on December 29, 2021, 01:18:35 AM
John Madden just died, wow. I didn't know that, you're telling me now for the first time. 🖐️🖐️ He lead an amazing life. What else can you say. He was an amazing, whether you agreed or not, he was an amazing man who led an amazing life. I am actually saddened to hear that.
Just realized that madden and trump might be the same person.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1764 on: December 31, 2021, 01:27:47 PM »
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1765 on: December 31, 2021, 01:30:49 PM »
Betty White

2022 will be a doozy
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1766 on: December 31, 2021, 01:34:26 PM »
Quote from: Heismanberg on December 31, 2021, 01:30:49 PM
Betty White

2022 will be a doozy

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White, former Golden Girl and national treasure, turns 100 on January 17 and is inviting fans to celebrate with her in a special movie event called "Betty White: 100 Years Young -- A Birthday Celebration."

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1767 on: December 31, 2021, 01:36:57 PM »
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« Reply #1768 on: December 31, 2021, 02:42:23 PM »
Are John Madden and Betty White the two biggest celebrity deaths that affect the most amount of people? Hard to find two celebrities that are more beloved than those two and that cover so many different cross-sections of America
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1769 on: December 31, 2021, 02:46:04 PM »
Quote from: Derek Smalls on December 31, 2021, 02:42:23 PM
Are John Madden and Betty White the two biggest celebrity deaths that affect the most amount of people? Hard to find two celebrities that are more beloved than those two and that cover so many different cross-sections of America
I don't understand why anyone under 40 cares about Betty White.
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