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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1740 on: December 16, 2021, 11:26:08 PM »
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1741 on: December 17, 2021, 10:01:25 AM »
I have to say that was an awesome read, and I am happy I didn't meet her.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1742 on: December 23, 2021, 11:45:46 AM »
Joan Didion.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1743 on: December 27, 2021, 08:25:08 AM »
Jean-Marc Vallée (director of Dallas Buyers Club and Big Little Lies).
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1744 on: December 27, 2021, 04:43:08 PM »
Archbishop Desmond Tutu, Nobel Peace Prize, Presidential Medal of Honor, fought against apartheid

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1745 on: December 28, 2021, 06:16:11 PM »
John Maddan

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1746 on: December 28, 2021, 06:32:15 PM »
John Maddan
Whew! Thought it was John Madden...dodged a bullet there
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1747 on: December 28, 2021, 06:44:19 PM »
Whew! Thought it was John Madden...dodged a bullet there

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1748 on: December 28, 2021, 06:45:07 PM »
It is tho

Oh excrement, Maddan and Madden both dying on the same day? What are the odds?
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1749 on: December 28, 2021, 06:47:07 PM »
It is tho
Cool cool cool

Tell me this...is John Maddin still breathing?
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1750 on: December 28, 2021, 06:48:15 PM »
Cool cool cool

Tell me this...is John Maddin still breathing?
Yes, as is John Maddyn, John Maddon, Jon Madden, and Jean Madden.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1751 on: December 28, 2021, 06:49:18 PM »
Gonna spray some tough-actin Tinactin on my balls in tribute.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1752 on: December 28, 2021, 06:56:20 PM »
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1753 on: December 28, 2021, 06:56:35 PM »
Gonna spray some tough-actin Tinactin on my balls in tribute.
Tinactin killed Madden
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