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« Reply #1545 on: April 28, 2021, 05:05:59 PM »
Michael Collins, Apollo 11 astronaut

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« Reply #1546 on: May 06, 2021, 09:52:27 AM »
George Jung
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« Reply #1547 on: May 08, 2021, 12:16:19 PM »
Tawny Kitaen.  Huge loss for my adolescent boners.  She WAS sex back then.  Gaddamn she was hot.



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« Reply #1548 on: May 08, 2021, 12:39:26 PM »
Speaking of Tawny Kitaen, tip of the cap to one of the greatest movies of all time, Bachelor Party.  I need to watch it again.





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« Reply #1549 on: May 08, 2021, 02:52:42 PM »
Bo Obama - so what if he's a dog - cool pix

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« Reply #1550 on: May 08, 2021, 03:53:08 PM »
First Tanya Roberts, now Tawny Kitaen. 15 year old me wants someone to go make sure Kelly LeBrock and Patsy Kensit are OK.
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« Reply #1551 on: May 08, 2021, 03:57:16 PM »
First Tanya Roberts, now Tawny Kitaen. 15 year old me wants someone to go make sure Kelly LeBrock and Patsy Kensit are OK.

Kelly LeBrock is one big mac away from her own dirt nap.
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« Reply #1552 on: May 08, 2021, 03:58:35 PM »
Kelly LeBrock is one big mac away from her own dirt nap.

Kelly LeBrock will always be 25 in my head.
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« Reply #1553 on: May 08, 2021, 03:59:11 PM »
Kelly LeBrock will always be 25 in my head.

25 metric tons?
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« Reply #1554 on: May 08, 2021, 04:01:51 PM »
25 metric tons?

Hush now. Weird Science Kelly is the only true Kelly.

Also, have you seen her daughter with Steven Seagal? She looks exactly like you would expect the daughter of Steven Seagal and Kelly LeBrock to look.
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« Reply #1555 on: May 08, 2021, 05:51:22 PM »
Kelly LeBrock will always be 25 in my head.
Same here.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1556 on: May 11, 2021, 12:23:17 PM »
Colt Brennan
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« Reply #1557 on: May 11, 2021, 12:52:21 PM »
Colt Brennan

Sounds like he was struggling with addiction for a long time
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« Reply #1558 on: May 11, 2021, 12:54:41 PM »
Sounds like he was struggling with addiction for a long time

Addicted to pineapples and poi.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1559 on: May 14, 2021, 07:41:56 PM »
Extreme Championship Wrestling legend and the man responsible for one of the most violent things I've ever seen when he straight up stabbed someone and severed two arteries in their head in a match gone wrong, New Jack. Heart attack at 58.

 

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