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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1515 on: April 09, 2021, 06:57:55 AM »
A geriatric bigot who has never worked a day in his life is a terrible loss to the world.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1516 on: April 09, 2021, 08:45:19 AM »
Prince Phillip


I think this guy has been Weekend at Bernies'd for the last 5 years.
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« Reply #1517 on: April 09, 2021, 11:29:44 AM »
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1520 on: April 12, 2021, 10:25:23 AM »
https://twitter.com/kimpossiblefact/status/1381077401493499909?s=21

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« Reply #1521 on: April 12, 2021, 10:49:17 AM »
It's cute when Americans first realise that the Royal Family is not some kind of quaint cutesy institution to be loved and admired, and that they are in fact an incestuous European tyrannical death cult spanning centuries of oppression, persecution, pedophilia, and genocide.
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« Reply #1522 on: April 12, 2021, 11:04:26 AM »
It's cute when Americans first realise that the Royal Family is not some kind of quaint cutesy institution to be loved and admired

I've never met an American who thinks this.

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« Reply #1523 on: April 12, 2021, 11:19:19 AM »
I've never met an American who thinks this.
Ehhh, there is/was a mainstream Kate/Megan fandom among some American women.

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« Reply #1524 on: April 12, 2021, 11:22:59 AM »
Ehhh, there is/was a mainstream Kate/Megan fandom among some American women.

In fairness there's a terrifyingly large amount of the population across the world, Britain included, who think that the Royal Family is a benign curio. Just look at the size of the industry built around it.
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« Reply #1525 on: April 12, 2021, 11:23:35 AM »
Kate's hotter.

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« Reply #1526 on: April 12, 2021, 11:25:16 AM »
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« Reply #1527 on: April 12, 2021, 11:30:50 AM »

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« Reply #1528 on: April 12, 2021, 11:42:01 AM »
In fairness there's a terrifyingly large amount of the population across the world, Britain included, who think that the Royal Family is a benign curio. Just look at the size of the industry built around it.

canadians over like 40-50 seem to care a disproportionate amount.

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« Reply #1529 on: April 12, 2021, 11:47:14 AM »
Ehhh, there is/was a mainstream Kate/Megan fandom among some American women.

American women love that excrement

I’ve always fell into the tier of “what is the point of the royal family?”
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