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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1440 on: February 17, 2021, 01:57:06 PM »
god its about time jeez

hope you burn in hell rush. freak you.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1441 on: February 17, 2021, 02:03:17 PM »
How did I figure this would be the reaction. Entirely predictable.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1442 on: February 17, 2021, 02:08:33 PM »
How did I figure this would be the reaction. Entirely predictable.

ya, nobody cares.

rush is, sorry was, a terrible terrible piece of garbage and im extremely happy he is dead. im only upset he didnt suffer even more while he was dying of cancer. i was really hoping he'd slip into a vegetative state so everyone could pontificate and disregard his wishes and just force him to stay alive as a rotten vegetable, that would have been pretty funny.

or maybe like, a horrible car accident where he is the only one hurt, but he loses a couple limbs and has horrible infections and bleeding and dies a painful death over a few months. that would have been pretty boss, too.

ohhh or maybe his wife could have divorced him on his death bed after telling her shes been freaking the cabana boy from their trip to hedonism.


in short, im happy he is dead.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1443 on: February 17, 2021, 02:13:01 PM »

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1444 on: February 17, 2021, 02:34:18 PM »
How did I figure this would be the reaction. Entirely predictable.

I don't understand why you would expect someone who spent their entire career spreading bile, vitriol and division to be remembered for or with anything other.
A cross-dressing limey poofter

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1445 on: February 17, 2021, 02:40:34 PM »
Hahaha it's just like pulling a string.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1446 on: February 17, 2021, 02:42:32 PM »
ya, nobody cares.
rush is, sorry was, a terrible terrible piece of garbage and im extremely happy he is dead.

im only upset he didnt suffer even more while he was dying of cancer.

i was really hoping he'd slip into a vegetative state so everyone could pontificate and disregard his wishes and just force him to stay alive as a rotten vegetable, that would have been pretty funny.
or maybe like, a horrible car accident where he is the only one hurt, but he loses a couple limbs and has horrible infections and bleeding and dies a painful death over a few months. that would have been pretty boss, too.
ohhh or maybe his wife could have divorced him on his death bed after telling her shes been freaking the cabana boy from their trip to hedonism.
in short, im happy he is dead.

  Rest assured the prick suffered.  Cancer will do that.

 

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1447 on: February 17, 2021, 02:51:37 PM »
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1448 on: February 17, 2021, 02:53:22 PM »
How did I figure this would be the reaction. Entirely predictable.

How did I figure this would be the reaction. Entirely predictable.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1449 on: February 17, 2021, 02:59:01 PM »
I don't understand why you would expect someone who spent their entire career spreading bile, vitriol and division to be remembered for or with anything other.
https://twitter.com/screaminbutcalm/status/1105577845642878976?s=19

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1450 on: February 17, 2021, 03:03:02 PM »
How did I figure this would be the reaction. Entirely predictable.

  IS THAT It??!!!   mj c'mon you're better than this..."flip a few tables"   : )

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1451 on: February 17, 2021, 03:08:50 PM »

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« Reply #1452 on: February 17, 2021, 03:15:15 PM »
Hey, remember when Rush Limbaugh would read the names of people who had died from AIDS during his show and then play a celebratory soundtrack?   
Source 1 : [ctrl+f "song"](https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/17/business/media/rush-limbaugh-dead.html
Source 2 : [ctrl+f "Warwick"](https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/obituaries/rush-limbaugh-dead/2021/02/17/61bacd24-e04b-11e7-8679-a9728984779c_story.html
Source 3 : [ctrl+f "Warwick"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rush_Limbaugh)

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1453 on: February 17, 2021, 03:16:08 PM »

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1454 on: February 17, 2021, 03:32:59 PM »
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