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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1306 on: November 28, 2020, 09:14:47 PM »
im sure the ceo of zappos was able to live a great life prior to all of this given how wealthy he was (and he was able to retire at 46 lol), but it still kinda sucks reading that he was only ~3 months into his retirement before passing away

 

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1307 on: November 29, 2020, 11:55:58 AM »
David Prowse, Darth Vader, age 85.
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« Reply #1308 on: November 29, 2020, 12:23:00 PM »

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« Reply #1309 on: November 29, 2020, 12:57:13 PM »
David Prowse, Darth Vader, age 85.

I went to a comic book store when I was in the fourth grade to get Warwick Davis (Willow, motherfuckers), Kenny Baker (R2-D2), and this Darth Vader freak's autograph on a ROTJ poster.  Baker and Davis both signed it for free and offered to take a picture with me.

The guy who literally walks around in the Vader suit (not even the voice) charged $20 a signature and $20 more of a picture.  I got neither because freak him. 

Rot in hell, loser.
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« Reply #1310 on: November 29, 2020, 01:25:52 PM »
I went to a comic book store when I was in the fourth grade to get Warwick Davis (Willow, motherfuckers), Kenny Baker (R2-D2), and this Darth Vader freak's autograph on a ROTJ poster.  Baker and Davis both signed it for free and offered to take a picture with me.

The guy who literally walks around in the Vader suit (not even the voice) charged $20 a signature and $20 more of a picture.  I got neither because freak him. 

Rot in hell, loser.

He was insanely bitter over not having his (awful, awful) Vader voice used in the movies.

Davis has a greag story about Carrie Fisher always having a juice box and cookies for him during filming.

Speaking of Fisher, Hollywood Crime Scene did an episode last week on her life and death. Worth a listen.
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« Reply #1311 on: December 01, 2020, 02:22:06 PM »
Ellen Page

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« Reply #1312 on: December 01, 2020, 02:31:37 PM »
Ellen Page

She had a great lesbo scene with Kate Mara.
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« Reply #1313 on: December 01, 2020, 03:18:18 PM »
She had a great lesbo scene with Kate Mara.

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« Reply #1314 on: December 01, 2020, 03:22:21 PM »
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« Reply #1316 on: December 03, 2020, 06:44:29 AM »
Valéry Giscard D'Estagne, former French prez, 94, Covid-related

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« Reply #1317 on: December 06, 2020, 08:01:03 AM »
David Lander (Squiggy from Laverne & Shirley)

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1318 on: December 07, 2020, 11:00:40 PM »
Chuck Yeager

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« Reply #1319 on: December 07, 2020, 11:51:15 PM »
Chuck Yeager

GTFO, he was still alive? Say what you want but that dude was a freaking man. Crazy bastard, the stories I heard about him he was fearless.
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