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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1215 on: July 31, 2020, 02:31:16 PM »
Quote from: Badger on July 31, 2020, 01:03:57 PM

Really? Guess I misremembered. Seems to defeat the point though if they already had kids.

I guess because they cannot have more kids?
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1216 on: July 31, 2020, 06:26:37 PM »
From an evolutionary fitness perspective it doesn't really matter if you die immediately after you're done reproducing (unless your continued survival is key to your kids surviving long enough to have their own kids). Mission accomplished as far as your genes are concerned.
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« Reply #1217 on: July 31, 2020, 06:55:59 PM »
Quote from: Badger on July 31, 2020, 06:26:37 PM
From an evolutionary fitness perspective it doesn't really matter if you die immediately after you're done reproducing (unless your continued survival is key to your kids surviving long enough to have their own kids). Mission accomplished as far as your genes are concerned.
What if you forgot to pass along 1 chromosome?
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1218 on: August 01, 2020, 10:52:02 PM »
Wilford Brimley, 85, does not seem covid related
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« Reply #1219 on: August 01, 2020, 11:48:48 PM »
Quote from: Badger on August 01, 2020, 10:52:02 PM
Wilford Brimley, 85, does not seem covid related

diabeetus related
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1220 on: August 02, 2020, 09:11:16 AM »
RIPeetus.  This one sucks more than some of the others.  I liked his characters.  My fav was him as the coach in The Natural.
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« Reply #1221 on: August 02, 2020, 09:12:37 AM »
Quote from: Heismanberg on August 01, 2020, 11:48:48 PM
diabeetus related
If you make it to 85 with type 1 diabeeetus....you’re playing with house money. I hope I do the same.

RIP
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« Reply #1222 on: August 02, 2020, 12:00:39 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on August 02, 2020, 09:11:16 AM
RIPeetus.  This one sucks more than some of the others.  I liked his characters.  My fav was him as the coach in The Natural.
Every single one of his movie roles was in the second half of his life and he played an old man in all of them.
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« Reply #1223 on: August 02, 2020, 04:31:54 PM »
Quote from: Badger on August 02, 2020, 12:00:39 PM
Every single one of his movie roles was in the second half of his life and he played an old man in all of them.
You shut up you son of a bitch!  Wilford Brimley is an American treasure.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1224 on: August 02, 2020, 06:46:28 PM »
Upon rereading my post I intended it as more of an interesting factoid and not a dig at Brimley.
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« Reply #1225 on: August 02, 2020, 07:16:50 PM »
Wilford Brimley was born fully stached.
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« Reply #1226 on: August 02, 2020, 07:26:11 PM »
Quote from: reuben on August 02, 2020, 07:16:50 PM
Wilford Brimley was born fully stached.
And that was just his balls.
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« Reply #1227 on: August 02, 2020, 07:28:13 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on August 02, 2020, 07:26:11 PM
And that was just his balls.


Wilford Brimley called his ballstache The Firm. 
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« Reply #1228 on: August 02, 2020, 07:32:21 PM »
Quote from: reuben on August 02, 2020, 07:28:13 PM
Wilford Brimley called his ballstache The Firm.
Haha
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1229 on: August 12, 2020, 03:14:05 PM »
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