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« Reply #1200 on: July 14, 2020, 07:19:26 AM »
Quote from: Badger on July 14, 2020, 05:21:59 AM
Brain aneurysm. Fucked up.

It can happen anywhere at any time, that’s why it’s so terrifying.
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« Reply #1201 on: July 14, 2020, 07:20:47 AM »
Quote from: CatoTheElder on July 14, 2020, 07:19:26 AM
It can happen anywhere at any time, that’s why it’s so terrifying.

it's a good way to go. 
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« Reply #1202 on: July 25, 2020, 08:53:43 PM »
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« Reply #1204 on: July 26, 2020, 10:34:29 AM »
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« Reply #1205 on: July 26, 2020, 03:16:08 PM »
Olivia de Havilland - 104



edit: her father lived until 95; mother until 88 (back then) good genes
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« Reply #1206 on: July 28, 2020, 06:35:34 PM »
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« Reply #1207 on: July 29, 2020, 02:42:00 PM »
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« Reply #1208 on: July 30, 2020, 09:30:20 AM »
Rona got Herman Cain.
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« Reply #1209 on: July 30, 2020, 10:15:49 AM »
One of the least surprising deaths this week.
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« Reply #1210 on: July 30, 2020, 05:53:30 PM »
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Rona got Herman Cain.

I hope his family cherishes his 2020 Darwin Award.
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« Reply #1211 on: July 30, 2020, 10:55:31 PM »
Quote from: Gorilla on July 30, 2020, 05:53:30 PM
I hope his family cherishes his 2020 Darwin Award.
Technically you don't get a Darwin if you already produced offspring, the point being that your stupid death removed you from the gene pool.
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« Reply #1212 on: July 31, 2020, 11:45:03 AM »
Quote from: Badger on July 30, 2020, 10:55:31 PM
Technically you don't get a Darwin if you already produced offspring, the point being that your stupid death removed you from the gene pool.

While that does seem to make sense, it's technically not accurate
The rules do not disqualify nominees who have already reproduced, according to the inventors of this made-up award.

No matter what, I think we can all celebrate Cain's untimely death because he was black, right? (according to dcm's flammable-paper-thin-man argument).
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1213 on: July 31, 2020, 12:15:20 PM »
Quote from: Gorilla on July 31, 2020, 11:45:03 AM
While that does seem to make sense, it's technically not accurate
The rules do not disqualify nominees who have already reproduced, according to the inventors of this made-up award.

No matter what, I think we can all celebrate Cain's untimely death because he was black, right? (according to dcm's flammable-paper-thin-man argument).

No no no don't be silly, we're celebrating it because he was a conservative.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1214 on: July 31, 2020, 01:03:57 PM »


Quote from: Gorilla on July 31, 2020, 11:45:03 AM
While that does seem to make sense, it's technically not accurate
The rules do not disqualify nominees who have already reproduced, according to the inventors of this made-up award.

Really? Guess I misremembered. Seems to defeat the point though if they already had kids.
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