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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1095 on: February 06, 2020, 08:23:26 AM »
banging Catherine Zeta-Jones on the side gave him an extra 10 years.
He banged his daughter in law?

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1096 on: February 06, 2020, 08:42:02 AM »
He banged his daughter in law?

haha i have no idea...but apparently they were quite close. 
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1097 on: February 06, 2020, 08:47:33 AM »
Has anyone watched Dont freak With Cats on Netflix?

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« Reply #1098 on: February 06, 2020, 09:01:10 AM »
Has anyone watched Dont freak With Cats on Netflix?

Elite Michael Douglas reveal

I was looking at that last night...but decided to watch the Ted Bundy documentary instead. 
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« Reply #1099 on: February 06, 2020, 09:02:12 AM »
I was looking at that last night...but decided to watch the Ted Bundy documentary instead. 

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1100 on: February 06, 2020, 10:46:26 AM »
Has anyone watched Dont freak With Cats on Netflix?

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That was one sick documentary.
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« Reply #1101 on: February 06, 2020, 11:35:04 AM »
That was one sick documentary.

Surprised one of your boyfriends hasn’t chopped off your head and limbs yet
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1102 on: February 06, 2020, 02:00:38 PM »
Surprised one of your boyfriends hasn’t chopped off your head and limbs yet

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1103 on: February 06, 2020, 03:30:53 PM »
Has anyone watched Dont freak With Cats on Netflix?

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He killed the cats?

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1104 on: February 06, 2020, 04:06:08 PM »
He killed the cats?

Yes, because Kirk was banging Zeta-Jones
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1105 on: February 06, 2020, 04:13:44 PM »
Yes, because Kirk was banging Zeta-Jones
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« Reply #1106 on: February 06, 2020, 05:12:44 PM »
Yes, because Kirk was banging Zeta-Jones
That’s hot, sir.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1107 on: February 16, 2020, 09:41:39 AM »
Tony Fernandez
A cross-dressing limey poofter

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« Reply #1108 on: February 18, 2020, 12:01:17 PM »
Mickey Wright, golfer 85, 2nd on all-time win list - (not a golfer but nice swing)

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1109 on: February 18, 2020, 06:40:40 PM »
Tony Fernandez

One of my favorite players growing up. Hell of an underrated second baseman in his day.

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