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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #975 on: August 06, 2018, 06:47:12 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on August 06, 2018, 05:27:59 PM
She's a lesbian but still hot.  Ok she might not be hot.  Or a lesbian.  Jo.  Not Mrs Garrett.
Jo was hot in 1985 before I had pubes.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #976 on: August 06, 2018, 06:58:13 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on August 06, 2018, 06:47:12 PM
Jo was hot in 1985 before I had pubes.
Every chick was.  I got a boner for Small Wonder.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #977 on: August 06, 2018, 07:06:34 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on August 06, 2018, 06:58:13 PM
Every chick was.  I got a boner for Small Wonder.
Every chick eh?  So you would dive into some Natalie and Tootie?
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #978 on: August 06, 2018, 07:28:14 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on August 06, 2018, 07:06:34 PM
Every chick eh?  So you would dive into some Natalie and Tootie?
On a desperate day.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #979 on: August 06, 2018, 07:57:33 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on August 06, 2018, 07:28:14 PM
On a desperate day.

Must’ve been some rough times
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #980 on: August 07, 2018, 08:55:01 AM »
How the hell did Todd Bridges outlive his entire Different Strokes cast?
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« Reply #981 on: August 07, 2018, 10:41:30 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on August 06, 2018, 06:47:12 PM
Jo was hot in 1985 before I had pubes.

I met her, she was dating Luc Robitaille and I played hockey with him once. She had 9 inch stilletto's on and was pretty freaking hot in real life, circa 1989.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #982 on: August 07, 2018, 10:42:02 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on August 06, 2018, 07:28:14 PM
On a desperate day.

So pretty much any day?
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« Reply #983 on: August 07, 2018, 02:00:57 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on August 07, 2018, 10:41:30 AM
I met her, she was dating Luc Robitaille and I played hockey with him once. She had 9 inch stilletto's on and was pretty freaking hot in real life, circa 1989.
Lucky Luc strikes again
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #984 on: August 07, 2018, 02:03:37 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on August 07, 2018, 10:41:30 AM
I met her, she was dating Luc Robitaille and I played hockey with him once. She had 9 inch stilletto's on and was pretty freaking hot in real life, circa 1989.

Holy freak, how old are you? I was 4 in 1989.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #985 on: August 08, 2018, 09:32:02 PM »
Quote from: steves850 on August 07, 2018, 02:03:37 PM
Holy freak, how old are you? I was 4 in 1989.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #986 on: August 13, 2018, 10:11:42 AM »
Jim The Anvil Neidhart

#RIP
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #987 on: August 13, 2018, 10:18:33 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on August 13, 2018, 10:11:42 AM
Jim The Anvil Neidhart

#RIP
Had the GOAT goatee. 

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #988 on: August 13, 2018, 10:58:08 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on August 13, 2018, 10:18:33 AM
Had the GOAT goatee. 



mj2sexay is losing all his childhood heroes. #suicidewatch
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #989 on: August 13, 2018, 02:48:59 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on August 13, 2018, 10:58:08 AM
mj2sexay is losing all his childhood heroes. #suicidewatch

Seriously.

Bret's the last member of the 97 version of the Hart Foundation left. I have this image of him sitting back in a chair pondering his life like Michael Corleone at the end of GF2. Horrible.

There's a football connection here as I believe Anvil was on the practice squad of the Cowboys and Raiders.
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