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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #870 on: November 18, 2017, 09:11:35 AM »
Quote from: CatoTheElder on November 18, 2017, 09:09:40 AM
I wonder what the reaction is going to be when Mick jagger and/or Keith Richards finally kicks it.
I think they've been re-animated.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #871 on: November 18, 2017, 10:10:02 AM »
Quote from: CatoTheElder on November 18, 2017, 09:09:40 AM
I wonder what the reaction is going to be when Mick jagger and/or Keith Richards finally kicks it.

The rest of mankind won't be here to see it.  They will lead the cyborgs in the year 5728.  Robotic titties will lure in mankind and kill them all except Jagger and Richards, who cannot be killed by conventional weapons.  They will lead the metallic hooters into battle and claim victory on Mount Areola.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #872 on: November 18, 2017, 10:23:59 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on November 18, 2017, 10:10:02 AM
The rest of mankind won't be here to see it.  They will lead the cyborgs in the year 5728.  Robotic titties will lure in mankind and kill them all except Jagger and Richards, who cannot be killed by conventional weapons.  They will lead the metallic hooters into battle and claim victory on Mount Areola.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #873 on: November 19, 2017, 06:54:04 PM »
Grandpa Huxtable RIP
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #874 on: November 19, 2017, 11:24:51 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on November 19, 2017, 06:54:04 PM
Grandpa Huxtable RIP

Did Cosby give him a cocktail?
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« Reply #875 on: November 20, 2017, 01:05:26 AM »
Great day Manson is dead.............wooohooo.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #876 on: November 20, 2017, 10:08:02 AM »
Terry Glenn killed in a car crash.
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« Reply #877 on: November 20, 2017, 10:29:23 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on November 20, 2017, 10:08:02 AM
Terry Glenn killed in a car crash.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #878 on: November 20, 2017, 11:08:34 AM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on November 20, 2017, 01:05:26 AM
Great day Manson is dead.............wooohooo.

The only thing that sucks about it is never again getting to see his parole denied. Do NOT RIP poopchute.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #879 on: November 21, 2017, 10:03:34 PM »
David Cassidy.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #880 on: November 22, 2017, 07:27:44 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on November 21, 2017, 10:03:34 PM
David Cassidy.

when I finally get to the barber shop, I'm asking for the David Cassidy.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #881 on: November 30, 2017, 02:08:46 PM »
Gomer Pyle, RIP
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #882 on: November 30, 2017, 02:56:04 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on November 30, 2017, 02:08:46 PM
Gomer Pyle, RIP

Who's going to host the Foodies' sweepstakes contest?

#MarriedWithChildren
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #883 on: December 09, 2017, 07:02:19 PM »
Porn star August Ames, 23, suicide
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #884 on: December 09, 2017, 07:03:17 PM »
Quote from: Badger on December 09, 2017, 07:02:19 PM
Porn star August Ames, 23, suicide
I'll rub one out to her tonight. #respect
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