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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #825 on: September 20, 2017, 10:59:16 PM »
UN Jefferson, RIP. Tri-Lambs

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He was great in Bill & Ted too.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #826 on: September 20, 2017, 11:47:03 PM »
RIP Billy Batts

Now go home and get your fuckin shine box.

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I gotta admit, this one actually bummed me out. Any child of WWF's golden age will agree that when faced with moral dilemmas, instead of an angel or a devil on our shoulders as kids, we had Gorilla and Bobby.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #827 on: September 24, 2017, 10:07:50 PM »
Soul singer Charles Bradley, 68

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #828 on: September 25, 2017, 10:34:40 AM »
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #829 on: September 27, 2017, 10:48:59 PM »
RIP Hugh Hefner. We can only dream of the life you lived.
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« Reply #830 on: September 27, 2017, 11:02:13 PM »
I found my next job!
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #831 on: September 28, 2017, 12:20:39 AM »
I found my next job!
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #832 on: September 28, 2017, 05:24:04 AM »
RIP Hugh Hefner. We can only dream of the life you lived.
Did he actually die this time?  Probably died getting a hummer.  Lucky bastard.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #833 on: September 28, 2017, 05:27:31 AM »
I found my next job!
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #834 on: September 28, 2017, 05:36:12 AM »
The Twitter comments will be good about Hefner.

-Very sad to hear of Hugh Hefner's passing. He may be the only person who we can't say "he's going to a better place" about.

-Hugh Hefner lived so long that his first wife's name was Mildred and his last wife's name was Crystal.

-Sad day, we lost the guy every boy envied to be and our intro to porn. Rest In hoo-ha Hugh Hefner!

-I can't stop thinking about how the playboy bunnies are probably looting Hugh Hefner's house like the sacking of Rome

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #835 on: September 28, 2017, 08:48:49 AM »
He's been dead for years.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #836 on: September 28, 2017, 12:08:47 PM »
The Twitter comments will be good about Hefner.

-Very sad to hear of Hugh Hefner's passing. He may be the only person who we can't say "he's going to a better place" about.

-Hugh Hefner lived so long that his first wife's name was Mildred and his last wife's name was Crystal.

-Sad day, we lost the guy every boy envied to be and our intro to porn. Rest In hoo-ha Hugh Hefner!

-I can't stop thinking about how the playboy bunnies are probably looting Hugh Hefner's house like the sacking of Rome
Saw the first two on Reddit. Wonder where they were posted first.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #837 on: October 01, 2017, 06:22:39 PM »
RIP Chuck Low

the guy who played Morrie in Goodfellas
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #838 on: October 01, 2017, 06:52:12 PM »
RIP Chuck Low

the guy who played Morrie in Goodfellas

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #839 on: October 02, 2017, 02:18:08 PM »
Tom Petty had a heart attack and is on life support.  Doesn't sound good...
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