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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #720 on: April 12, 2017, 07:19:31 PM »
'shut yo derriere up 'fore i cut some bacon off ya back' was the best line uttered by murphy on the show

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« Reply #721 on: April 12, 2017, 10:01:32 PM »
'shut yo derriere up 'fore i cut some bacon off ya back' was the best line uttered by murphy on the show

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« Reply #722 on: April 13, 2017, 02:26:24 PM »
What did the five fingers say to the face?

His Rick James story is an all time classic.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #725 on: April 13, 2017, 07:00:36 PM »
Rooney seemed like a jovial fella. Rip
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #726 on: April 13, 2017, 07:01:35 PM »
does the rooney rule die with him?
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« Reply #727 on: April 23, 2017, 12:14:22 AM »
<----Would you say Jetoffensive is a Flock, a Herd or a Gaggle of assholes? <-------- Would you like to know more!

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #728 on: May 15, 2017, 12:46:28 AM »
Powers Boothe dead at 68.  Great supporting actor.  Sin City, Deadwood, and of course Tombstone.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #729 on: May 18, 2017, 02:45:19 AM »
Chris Cornell.  That freaking sucks.
Dude still had a hell of a voice.  Time to crank Soundgarden all week.  RIP.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #730 on: May 18, 2017, 05:28:12 AM »
Chris Cornell.  That freaking sucks.
Dude still had a hell of a voice.  Time to crank Soundgarden all week.  RIP.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #731 on: May 18, 2017, 05:34:58 AM »
Cobain, Weiland, Staley, Cornell all dead.  Someone build a wall around Eddie Vedder quick.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #732 on: May 18, 2017, 05:53:36 AM »
Photosynthesis must be keeping ozzy Osborne alive
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #733 on: May 18, 2017, 06:57:47 AM »
it should've been Lady Gaga and that veal cutlet between her legs
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #734 on: May 18, 2017, 07:44:18 AM »
Cobain, Weiland, Staley, Cornell all dead.  Someone build a wall around Eddie Vedder quick.
Don't forget Jerry Cantrell and Kim Thayil.

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