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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #660 on: December 27, 2016, 12:09:21 PM »
Quote from: loyaljetsfan on December 27, 2016, 12:02:15 PM
RIP Princess Leia

Carrie Fisher passes away at 60 years old.
ugh...RIP.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #661 on: December 27, 2016, 12:11:54 PM »

Quote from: loyaljetsfan on December 27, 2016, 12:02:15 PM
RIP Princess Leia

Carrie Fisher passes away at 60 years old.

George Michael at 53, Carrie at 60.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #662 on: December 27, 2016, 12:12:04 PM »
It was massively under reported that she had a major heart attack on Friday and was unconscious for 30 minutes on her flight to LAX. They said she was in "stable" condition but I remember reading some of the details and thinking there's no way she could be okay after something like that.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #663 on: December 27, 2016, 12:21:05 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on December 27, 2016, 12:11:54 PM
George Michael at 53, Carrie at 60.

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Both of them also did opioids.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #664 on: December 27, 2016, 12:23:16 PM »
Quote from: JFIF on December 27, 2016, 12:12:04 PM
It was massively under reported that she had a major heart attack on Friday and was unconscious for 30 minutes on her flight to LAX. They said she was in "stable" condition but I remember reading some of the details and thinking there's no way she could be okay after something like that.

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Yeah, she was unresponsive when the plane landed. If not for someone on the plane performing CPR until it landed she would have been gone before the wheels touched down.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #665 on: December 27, 2016, 12:23:37 PM »

Quote from: JFIF on December 27, 2016, 12:12:04 PM
It was massively under reported that she had a major heart attack on Friday and was unconscious for 30 minutes on her flight to LAX. They said she was in "stable" condition but I remember reading some of the details and thinking there's no way she could be okay after something like that.

man

Yeah being on a plane during that situation is the worst place to be. Best case they reroute to a nearby airport and have the paramedics ready, but you could be brain dead by then.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #666 on: December 27, 2016, 12:34:38 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on December 27, 2016, 12:11:54 PM
George Michael at 53, Carrie at 60.

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I'm about to start doing it.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #667 on: December 27, 2016, 12:48:58 PM »
Quote from: Fenwyr on December 27, 2016, 12:34:38 PM
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #668 on: December 28, 2016, 09:05:04 AM »
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #669 on: December 28, 2016, 08:02:47 PM »
Carrie Fisher's mom
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #670 on: December 28, 2016, 08:29:55 PM »
Damn that's some excrement for the family.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #671 on: December 28, 2016, 08:39:06 PM »

Quote from: ukilledkenny on December 28, 2016, 08:29:55 PM
Damn that's some excrement for the family.

If it's any consolation the family no longer exists.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #672 on: December 28, 2016, 09:40:43 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on December 28, 2016, 08:39:06 PM
If it's any consolation the family no longer exists.
jesus
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #673 on: December 29, 2016, 10:35:50 AM »
Why is there no loltommy thread?
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #674 on: December 29, 2016, 11:55:56 AM »
Quote from: Tommy on December 28, 2016, 08:39:06 PM
If it's any consolation the family no longer exists.

Carrie Fisher has a daughter and a brother.
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