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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #555 on: June 19, 2016, 01:33:32 PM »
What the freak
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #556 on: June 19, 2016, 01:48:23 PM »
Awful news...RIP Anton

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #557 on: June 19, 2016, 02:15:40 PM »
He died at 27.  Does that mean we have to watch all his old excrement and say how great he was?

Kidding aside, poor guy.  I agree that was some FD excrement.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #558 on: June 19, 2016, 04:27:59 PM »
Jesus what a freaking moron.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #559 on: June 19, 2016, 05:04:58 PM »
Maybe he did it really fast and thought the car was in park.

I could also imagine that potentially happening to people who've only lived in flat places and then suddenly move to a location with rougher terrain.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #560 on: June 19, 2016, 05:06:56 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on June 19, 2016, 04:27:59 PM
Jesus what a freaking moron.

The biggest hills here are made of saline and silicone.

Don't act like you've had to park on a mountain or something everyday.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #561 on: June 19, 2016, 07:45:19 PM »
Quote from: JFIF on June 19, 2016, 05:06:56 PM
The biggest hills here are made of saline and silicone.

Don't act like you've had to park on a mountain or something everyday.

Haha just for shits and giggles I will walk in front of a moving car and let it pin me against a wall and see how long I will live. Should be a fun experiment and when it's over I will hope every single person here will call me a freaking moron after all of the tears they shed.


Tears should probably be singular in my case.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #562 on: June 19, 2016, 08:08:01 PM »
What a shitty way to go, I hope his death was instant but I have a feeling he suffered for awhile until he died.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #563 on: June 19, 2016, 08:32:22 PM »
I actually went to high school with a girl that died in a very similar way. She got ran over by her own car. Freaky.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #564 on: June 19, 2016, 11:25:54 PM »
Quote from: guinness77 on June 19, 2016, 08:32:22 PM
I actually went to high school with a girl that died in a very similar way. She got ran over by her own car. Freaky.

Gotta be careful when you ghost ride that whip.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #565 on: June 20, 2016, 12:34:08 AM »
RIP Wun Wun
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #566 on: June 28, 2016, 07:39:50 AM »
Buddy Ryan

RIP
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #567 on: July 01, 2016, 12:50:40 PM »
Nancy Grace is dead and I'm not even a little bit sad.  That woman might have been the worse living person on the planet.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #568 on: July 01, 2016, 12:52:57 PM »
Quote from: insanity on July 01, 2016, 12:50:40 PM
Nancy Grace is dead and I'm not even a little bit sad.  That woman might have been the worse living person on the planet.
I think she left her show.  She isn't dead.
Sorry for your not loss.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #569 on: July 01, 2016, 10:39:24 PM »
Outcome is the same.  She isnt on tv anymore
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