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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #540 on: June 10, 2016, 11:15:44 AM »
Would've been a good one for "people you forgot were still alive" thread.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #541 on: June 10, 2016, 01:27:45 PM »
My god those muscles. Mmm
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« Reply #542 on: June 14, 2016, 07:48:36 PM »
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Mihaly "Michu" Meszaros, the 33-inch-tall actor and former circus star who played the title role in the 1980s sitcom "ALF," has died, his manager told ABC News today.

The actor, who also appeared in "Big Top Pee Wee," played the fuzzy alien character in those rare scenes in which the character, usually a puppet, was seen walking about.

ALF passed away. RIP
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #543 on: June 14, 2016, 08:34:22 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on June 14, 2016, 07:48:36 PM
ALF passed away. RIP

Part of ALF, anyway. Paul Fusco is still alive.




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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #544 on: June 14, 2016, 08:38:18 PM »
Must have been suicide

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #545 on: June 14, 2016, 10:06:13 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on June 14, 2016, 07:48:36 PM
ALF passed away. RIP
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #546 on: June 16, 2016, 11:25:55 AM »
RIP Jo Cox
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #547 on: June 17, 2016, 07:12:37 PM »
First Prince be dead, now Prince Be dead.

http://www.tmz.com/2016/06/17/pm-dawn-prince-be-dead/
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #548 on: June 17, 2016, 07:20:54 PM »
that blows. Set adrift on memory bliss on repeat for sure

RIP
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #549 on: June 18, 2016, 07:18:11 AM »
Billy Bob from Varsity Blues.  RIP. I'm still holding out hope he'll puke n' rally.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #550 on: June 19, 2016, 01:09:33 PM »
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #551 on: June 19, 2016, 01:13:10 PM »
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #552 on: June 19, 2016, 01:13:27 PM »
That sucks but that is a Darwin award way to die.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #553 on: June 19, 2016, 01:15:49 PM »

Quote from: ukilledkenny on June 19, 2016, 01:13:27 PM
That sucks but that is a Darwin award way to die.

I still don't understand how that could've happened. Left his car in neutral and went in front of it?
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #554 on: June 19, 2016, 01:28:08 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on June 19, 2016, 01:15:49 PM
I still don't understand how that could've happened. Left his car in neutral and went in front of it?

Sounds like it rolled down his driveway and pinned him up against his mailbox/security gate.

That's some Final Destination excrement.  If he just gets hit by the car, he probably survives.
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Quote from: Tommy on July 11, 2015, 03:18:14 AM
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