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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #510 on: April 23, 2016, 01:09:27 PM »
It's definitely bullshit. Just Google "Eric Clapton go ask Prince"

Nah I believe you.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #511 on: April 23, 2016, 04:08:14 PM »
That Eric Clapton story is bullshit, just FYI.

It definitely is, I've heard 3-4 different versions of it with different guitarists.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #512 on: April 23, 2016, 04:50:56 PM »
Patton Oswalt's wife

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #513 on: April 23, 2016, 05:22:47 PM »
Patton Oswalt's wife

I saw that, she was only 46. I can't imagine.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #514 on: April 24, 2016, 01:40:26 PM »
Former Pats 2nd round pick Ron Brace died

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #515 on: April 26, 2016, 09:47:08 AM »

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #516 on: May 19, 2016, 12:24:59 PM »
RIP Morley Safer.  Apparently he didn't like retirement.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #517 on: May 22, 2016, 09:22:51 AM »
Drummer Nick Menza, of Megadeth fame, aged 51

Collapsed while playing a live gig, died of heart failure

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #518 on: May 22, 2016, 10:58:22 AM »
Drummer Nick Menza, of Megadeth fame, aged 51

Collapsed while playing a live gig, died of heart failure

Oh excrement.  He was my favorite drummer for awhile.  Megadeth was the excrement when I liked that kind of music.  This still stands the test of time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d4ui9q7eDM  4:45 Damn

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #519 on: May 25, 2016, 11:16:43 AM »
RIP Vera

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #520 on: May 25, 2016, 12:54:37 PM »
Big Blocker is crushed

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #521 on: May 25, 2016, 01:02:41 PM »
Big Blocker is crushed

He's hiding in Flo's beehive
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #522 on: May 25, 2016, 01:16:38 PM »
She died 4 months ago.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #523 on: May 25, 2016, 01:17:30 PM »
She died 4 months ago.

I thought that too but Wikipedia is wrong.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #524 on: May 25, 2016, 01:37:49 PM »
I thought that too but Wikipedia is wrong.

No.  It's not.

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