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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #465 on: April 21, 2016, 12:33:15 PM »
Lemmy, Bowie and now Prince.

The year the music died.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #466 on: April 21, 2016, 12:44:54 PM »
One of the greatest guitarists of all time.  RIP.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #467 on: April 21, 2016, 01:14:38 PM »
Lemmy, Bowie and now Prince.

The year the music died.

Damn, heard he was sick a few days ago and had an emergency landing of his private plane to get to the hospital. Then he had a party a day or so later to tell everyone he is fine....now RIP.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #468 on: April 21, 2016, 01:25:21 PM »
From Reddit:

"I guess now he really is the artist formerly known as Prince."
"Wrong!"

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #469 on: April 21, 2016, 02:07:06 PM »
Prince is dead? excrement. Rip.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #470 on: April 21, 2016, 02:27:34 PM »
RIP Prince...brilliant musician
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #471 on: April 21, 2016, 02:35:08 PM »
Lemmy, Bowie and now Prince.

The year the music died.

Phife Dawg too.

Glenn Frey, Merle Haggard, Maurice White, that guy from Jefferson Airplane.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #472 on: April 21, 2016, 02:37:16 PM »
Phife Dawg too.

Glenn Frey, Merle Haggard, Maurice White, that guy from Jefferson Airplane.

and yet, Keith Richards lives.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #473 on: April 21, 2016, 07:05:02 PM »
rip prince. legend.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #474 on: April 21, 2016, 08:34:45 PM »
Phife Dawg too.

Glenn Frey, Merle Haggard, Maurice White, that guy from Jefferson Airplane.
And, it's only freaking April. And Lemmy. Nuts

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #475 on: April 21, 2016, 09:42:03 PM »
Who the freak is Lemmy?
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #476 on: April 21, 2016, 09:53:03 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iwC2QljLn4



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"Probably in 1983, while we were on tour with him, he invited me up to his hotel room, and he says, 'Come up and have a couple of drinks.' So I said, 'Sure, man. freaking great!' So we sat down and he pulled out a forty-ounce bottle of vodka and a couple of crates of orange juice and these big tall glasses that probably hold twenty ounces of fluid. So he fills it up with about ten ounces of vodka and then tops it off with orange juice, and then we start drinking. Of course, I get about three or four shots in, and I'm freaking wasted because I'm not a drinker. So he goes, 'You're starting to look a little buzzed there, Lips.' So he pulls out a little leather pouch and a pocket knife and dips his pocket knife into this white powder, and it's freaking amphetamines; it's freaking speed. And he sticks it right under my nose and he goes, 'freaking sniff, right!' And it's like [I consumed] no alcohol. I'm straight as a freaking judge! 'Wow! Okay, this is cool!' We keep going and keep going, and the next thing I know, there's a knock on the freaking door and it's the tour manager. And he goes, 'Time to go to the gig, guys.' And it was supposed to be our day off. And I'm, like, 'We're on our day off. What do you mean go to the gig?' And he goes, 'Guys, you've been sitting in here for 24 freaking hours. Get your excrement together and let's go!' 'What happened?' [Laughs] So I get to the gig and I can barely freaking walk, I'm so fucked up. And Lemmy walks in and takes a look at me and goes, 'You're looking freaking knackered, mate. Maybe you oughta try one of these.' He pulls out a little plastic bag and it's filled with little black capsules, and he says, 'These are called black bombers. Take two.' And I go, 'You know what, Lemmy? After last night, I'm only taking one!' Well I ate the pill, and freak, I did the gig! I could have done five! [Laughs] All my hair stood on end. And I go, 'Holy freak!'"


That's who the freak Lemmy is.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #477 on: April 21, 2016, 09:53:28 PM »
Who the freak is Lemmy?
Ummm...you're kidding, right?

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #478 on: April 21, 2016, 09:54:11 PM »
Who the freak is Lemmy?

Lemmy was cool when you were still swimming around in your dad's nuts.
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