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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #450 on: April 06, 2016, 02:57:16 PM »
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #451 on: April 06, 2016, 03:00:42 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on April 06, 2016, 02:57:16 PM
Country Music sucks

Pop country does suck.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #452 on: April 06, 2016, 03:01:43 PM »
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Pop country does suck.

Ditto.  Old country is great.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #453 on: April 06, 2016, 03:21:02 PM »
I don't like country music but Haggard was kind of a cool dude.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #454 on: April 19, 2016, 08:21:19 AM »
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #455 on: April 21, 2016, 05:57:03 AM »
Chyna, 45
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #456 on: April 21, 2016, 06:38:24 AM »
Quote from: Badger on April 21, 2016, 05:57:03 AM
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Damn.  Gotta be drugs. Rip
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #457 on: April 21, 2016, 07:43:41 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on April 21, 2016, 06:38:24 AM
Damn.  Gotta be drugs. Rip

Who's gonna play She-Hulk in the Avengers porn parody sequel?  *sob*
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #458 on: April 21, 2016, 09:07:23 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on April 21, 2016, 06:38:24 AM
Damn.  Gotta be drugs. Rip

Apparently she was taking meds for anxiety and sleep deprivation. Probably took way too many. Perhaps mixed with other excrement.
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« Reply #459 on: April 21, 2016, 10:14:34 AM »
I hate to say it, but Dr. Drew strikes again. Any celebrity he tries to help out seems to die. Rip.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #460 on: April 21, 2016, 11:25:09 AM »
Quote from: guinness77 on April 21, 2016, 10:14:34 AM
I hate to say it, but Dr. Drew strikes again. Any celebrity he tries to help out seems to die. Rip.

To be fair that's like pointing out an oncologist's patients frequently die of cancer.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #461 on: April 21, 2016, 11:57:52 AM »
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He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #462 on: April 21, 2016, 12:16:11 PM »
Purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minitonka
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #463 on: April 21, 2016, 12:17:06 PM »
Didn't really like his music but rip.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #464 on: April 21, 2016, 12:32:18 PM »
Some Brits in the office were looking all shocked at the ticker on CNBC thinking that Prince Charles had died. That was pretty funny.
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