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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #60 on: December 05, 2013, 03:50:06 PM »
CNN Breaking News ‏@cnnbrk 3m
Nelson #Mandela, revered statesman who led South Africa out of apartheid, has died at 95, Presidnet Zuma says.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #61 on: December 05, 2013, 03:54:31 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on December 05, 2013, 03:50:06 PM
CNN Breaking News ‏@cnnbrk 3m
Nelson #Mandela, revered statesman who led South Africa out of apartheid, has died at 95, Presidnet Zuma says.

No one cares.  Paul Walker died a few days ago. 
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #62 on: December 05, 2013, 04:06:48 PM »
Quote from: Heismanberg on December 05, 2013, 03:54:31 PM
No one cares.  Paul Walker died a few days ago. 

You just know some poopchute is going to lump Mandela and Walker together in that stupid "They always go in threes!" rule.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #63 on: December 05, 2013, 04:10:00 PM »
Quote from: Badger on December 05, 2013, 04:06:48 PM
You just know some poopchute is going to lump Mandela and Walker together in that stupid "They always go in threes!" rule.

OMG WHO'S NEXT!??????
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #64 on: December 17, 2013, 01:24:13 PM »
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #65 on: December 17, 2013, 01:37:48 PM »
He should have seen that coming.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #66 on: December 17, 2013, 01:40:31 PM »
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #67 on: January 01, 2014, 12:59:22 PM »
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #68 on: January 01, 2014, 01:58:22 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on January 01, 2014, 12:59:22 PM
RIP Uncle Phil

Bummer.  I always liked him.

2013 was a hell of a drug.  Sooo many people passed.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #69 on: March 20, 2014, 11:09:06 AM »
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #70 on: March 20, 2014, 11:10:21 AM »
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #71 on: March 20, 2014, 11:13:55 AM »
Quote from: Heismanberg on March 20, 2014, 11:10:21 AM
Hopefully people picket his funeral

My first impulse.  But I read somebody's post on twitter that said roughly, "If you really want to pay this man the respect he deserves, never mention him again." 
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #72 on: March 20, 2014, 11:17:35 AM »
Quote from: reuben on March 20, 2014, 11:13:55 AM
My first impulse.  But I read somebody's post on twitter that said roughly, "If you really want to pay this man the respect he deserves, never mention him again." 

Yeah. Do that.

After you picket his funeral
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #73 on: March 20, 2014, 11:17:56 AM »
And excrement on his grave.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #74 on: March 20, 2014, 11:20:19 AM »
Yeah, you're probably right. 
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