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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #271 on: March 21, 2015, 10:01:28 AM »

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/lisa-colagrossi-wabc-ch-7-suffers-brain-aneurysm-article-1.2157238

A cousin of mine had something like that. She was otherwise very healthy, and one day while cleaning her apartment, she began complaining about a massive headache. A few minutes later she collapsed with a brain aneurysm. She never regained consciousness, but the family refused to pull the plug and give up until about a week later.  Left behind 3 teenage girls. It was awful.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #272 on: April 07, 2015, 09:09:59 AM »
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #274 on: April 07, 2015, 10:09:46 AM »
coo coo coo......

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #275 on: April 07, 2015, 10:27:01 AM »
I was just about to put this guy in the I didn't realize he was alive thread, good thing I didn't do that.


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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #276 on: April 24, 2015, 07:53:58 AM »
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #277 on: May 01, 2015, 10:04:14 AM »
Ben E. King..... RIP
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #278 on: May 15, 2015, 01:28:08 AM »
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #279 on: May 15, 2015, 07:34:25 AM »
freak you Hank is still going strong.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #280 on: June 10, 2015, 10:15:55 AM »
RIP Mary Ellen Trainor
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #281 on: June 10, 2015, 01:44:20 PM »
Who's that?
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #282 on: June 10, 2015, 04:36:39 PM »
Who's that?

The mom from Goonies.  We're really stretching for people to mourn here.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #283 on: June 10, 2015, 06:56:49 PM »
The mom from Goonies.  We're really stretching for people to mourn here.

She was in a lot more than that and the Goonies was awesome. So stretch this.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #284 on: June 10, 2015, 08:32:50 PM »
I'm trying not to cheat and can't visualize what the mother from goonies even looked like.
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