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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #255 on: March 04, 2015, 08:36:49 AM »
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« Reply #256 on: March 04, 2015, 08:57:19 AM »
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #257 on: March 04, 2015, 09:21:56 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on March 04, 2015, 08:57:19 AM
Chief Grady, RIP.  Super Troopers was awesome.

Can i get a liter of cola?
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #258 on: March 04, 2015, 10:29:53 AM »
Didn't he get into some trouble with the law not too long ago?

Edit: suicide attempt he survived.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #259 on: March 04, 2015, 11:13:22 AM »
Commandant Spangler.  I'm not sure why any other role would come to mind first.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #260 on: March 04, 2015, 11:41:55 AM »
Quote from: guinness77 on March 04, 2015, 10:29:53 AM
Didn't he get into some trouble with the law not too long ago?

Edit: suicide attempt he survived.

There's a joke here, I am just too tired to make it.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #261 on: March 04, 2015, 01:53:36 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on March 04, 2015, 11:41:55 AM
There's a joke here, I am just too tired to make it.
It's pretty sad actually. He tried it because of diabetes. Apparently his leg was amputated and some of the toes on his other foot were taken off too. His suicide attempt was before the 2nd procedure. Sad.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #262 on: March 09, 2015, 03:48:17 PM »
Sam Simon died.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #263 on: March 10, 2015, 09:46:25 AM »
Thomas Stanley
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #264 on: March 10, 2015, 09:53:35 AM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on March 10, 2015, 09:46:25 AM
Thomas Stanley

Earl of Derby and ancestor to Lord Stanley of Hockey? Think he's been gone a while, mate.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #265 on: March 10, 2015, 09:55:16 AM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on March 10, 2015, 09:46:25 AM
Thomas Stanley

I thought this was for people anyone gave a freak about.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #266 on: March 10, 2015, 09:56:24 AM »
Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on March 10, 2015, 09:55:16 AM
I thought this was for people anyone gave a freak about.

The AP tweeted that Ryan Seacrest's grandmother died today. Every single reply was "this isn't news".
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #267 on: March 10, 2015, 09:57:14 AM »
Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on March 10, 2015, 09:55:16 AM
I thought this was for people anyone gave a freak about.

I don't give a freak.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #269 on: March 20, 2015, 03:28:57 PM »
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