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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #45 on: December 03, 2013, 08:06:29 AM »
Can't really blame them.

The stuff about them practically getting into a fight with the fire fighters and cops was the most surprising.

No the "wtf" was not because they were attempting to get them out, it was because that means they weren't far behind them. As I read it or the article made it seem, they were trailing or not far behind the Porsche or something, that was the WTF moment. It's natural to want to get them out of the car, I have no problem with that.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #46 on: December 03, 2013, 01:21:33 PM »
I saw footage of the crash from a couple blocks away.  You can't actually see the car, but it looks like a cruise missile strike.  Nobody was pulling them out of that, and I guarantee they were dead on impact.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #47 on: December 03, 2013, 03:41:51 PM »
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #48 on: December 04, 2013, 11:21:38 AM »

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #49 on: December 04, 2013, 11:26:33 AM »
Someone kill them please.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #50 on: December 04, 2013, 11:30:36 AM »
lolololol @ the vine
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #51 on: December 04, 2013, 11:31:08 AM »
giving them press/attention is the only thing that keeps them going. should just stop all together acknowledging them

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« Reply #52 on: December 04, 2013, 11:31:14 AM »
lolololol @ the vine

Looks like a nice house. Great hardwood floors. Where the freak are they getting their money?
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« Reply #53 on: December 04, 2013, 11:32:30 AM »
giving them press/attention is the only thing that keeps them going. should just stop all together acknowledging them

I'm surprised a family member hasn't snapped yet and murdered them. I'd have no problem gunning them all down, including their kids, if they picketed a close family member's funeral.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #54 on: December 04, 2013, 11:32:47 AM »
Looks like a nice house. Great hardwood floors. Where the freak are they getting their money?
The Phelps family is already rich, but they make money off the attention they draw in various ways.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #55 on: December 04, 2013, 11:44:41 AM »
As in they win big on lawsuits from people stifling their freedom of speech. They're a family full of lawyers and it's 75% a scam to win a bunch of lawsuits.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #56 on: December 04, 2013, 11:44:41 AM »
Someone kill them please.

I am with you.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #57 on: December 04, 2013, 02:41:47 PM »
As much as I'm being insensitive about Walker, I'd be devastated if Vin Diesel died.

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« Reply #58 on: December 04, 2013, 03:38:19 PM »
As much as I'm being insensitive about Walker, I'd be devastated if Vin Diesel died.

If Vin Diesel dies he would just come back more badass.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #59 on: December 04, 2013, 03:40:24 PM »
Does Vin Diesel putt from the rough?
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