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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2160 on: May 04, 2023, 09:40:02 AM »
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2161 on: May 04, 2023, 05:46:51 PM »

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2162 on: May 07, 2023, 04:17:53 PM »
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2163 on: May 09, 2023, 08:10:14 PM »
Joe Kapp.  Probably the 2nd best QB to come out of Cal after Aaron Rodgers (sorry Steve Bartkowski). SB IV QB (Vikes). Tough as nails.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2164 on: May 10, 2023, 03:54:22 PM »
She started Dooce.com a blog that became wildly successful, she appeared on Oprah and drew  8.5 million followers per month..

The company who sold ads on her site hailed her as ‘the queen of mommy bloggers’

“And now for my next trick”:

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2165 on: May 15, 2023, 03:27:29 PM »
Doyle Brunson

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2166 on: May 15, 2023, 07:28:12 PM »
Doyle Brunson

Two friends head out of the poker room. One is completely naked and the other is in his underwear. The naked man turns to his friend in his underpants and says:

“I've always respected you for knowing when to stop.”


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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2167 on: May 17, 2023, 08:12:09 PM »
"Superstar" Billy Graham
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2168 on: May 17, 2023, 09:10:09 PM »
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During the 2006 World Series of Poker, he came within a queynte hair of running me over. That dude's motorized thing (like the old lady from Seinfeld) did 45 mph.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2169 on: May 17, 2023, 09:24:29 PM »
"Superstar" Billy Graham

He's before my time but for those that don't know, Hulk Hogan & Jesse Ventura were heavily inspired by this guy:

Tom Brady kisses his kids like that kid from Glee who hung himself last week.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2170 on: May 17, 2023, 09:25:26 PM »
He's before my time but for those that don't know, Hulk Hogan & Jesse Ventura were heavily inspired by this guy:


I think he was in the main event of the first Survivor Series.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2171 on: May 19, 2023, 02:52:59 PM »
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Re: The Obituary Column
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2173 on: May 22, 2023, 04:03:21 PM »
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #2174 on: May 24, 2023, 01:59:49 PM »
Tina Turner
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