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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1965 on: August 03, 2022, 09:35:10 PM »
House Rep Jackie Walorski.

Would it surprise anyone people are trolling her facebook page's announcement of her death?

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« Reply #1966 on: August 03, 2022, 11:29:05 PM »
House Rep Jackie Walorski.

Would it surprise anyone people are trolling her facebook page's announcement of her death?
Some of the same people who ’love humanity’ hate people — makes ‘em feel whole.  Go figure.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1967 on: August 08, 2022, 08:08:54 AM »
Roger E. Mosley (T.C. from Magnum P.I.)
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1968 on: August 08, 2022, 11:21:54 AM »
David McCullough, author, historian, 89

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1969 on: August 08, 2022, 11:30:50 AM »
Roger E. Mosley (T.C. from Magnum P.I.)

Magnum PI is one of my favourite TV shows ever.
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« Reply #1970 on: August 08, 2022, 01:42:47 PM »
Magnum PI is one of my favourite TV shows ever.

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« Reply #1971 on: August 08, 2022, 02:55:33 PM »
Olivia Neutron Bomb.
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« Reply #1972 on: August 08, 2022, 06:02:43 PM »
TIL she was granddaughter of Nobel Prize winning physicist Max Born

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1973 on: August 12, 2022, 09:09:16 AM »
Anne Heche
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« Reply #1974 on: August 12, 2022, 09:52:51 AM »
Anne Heche

Not yet, although it is just a matter of time.
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« Reply #1975 on: August 12, 2022, 09:59:16 AM »
Not yet, although it is just a matter of time.

Apparently she's already brain dead, and they're taking her off life support after they check if any of her organs are worth donating
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« Reply #1976 on: August 12, 2022, 10:22:37 AM »
Apparently she's already brain dead, and they're taking her off life support after they check if any of her organs are worth donating

They're probably all either pickled from the booze or lightly grilled from the fire.
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« Reply #1977 on: August 12, 2022, 10:42:05 AM »
They're probably all either pickled from the booze or lightly grilled from the fire.

maybe the booze got reduced into a pickled gastrique.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1978 on: August 12, 2022, 01:45:48 PM »
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« Reply #1979 on: August 14, 2022, 10:35:18 PM »
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