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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1290 on: November 13, 2020, 01:28:09 PM »
Paul Hourning, 84.

He is the first Heisman Trophy winner to do all of the following: play pro football, be selected as the first overall selection in the NFL Draft, win the NFL most valuable player award, and be inducted into both the professional and college football halls of fame.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1291 on: November 24, 2020, 05:22:25 AM »
David Dinkins, NYC's first African American mayor, 93. 
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« Reply #1292 on: November 24, 2020, 05:26:48 AM »
Quote from: delavan on November 24, 2020, 05:22:25 AM
David Dinkins, NYC's first African American mayor, 93.
RIP Dink
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« Reply #1293 on: November 24, 2020, 08:23:41 AM »
He was a terrible mayor, sbtdb.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1294 on: November 24, 2020, 01:30:42 PM »
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« Reply #1295 on: November 24, 2020, 04:09:20 PM »
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« Reply #1296 on: November 25, 2020, 10:34:36 AM »
Reports that Diego Maradona has died of a heart attack.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1297 on: November 25, 2020, 10:52:16 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on November 25, 2020, 10:34:36 AM
Reports that Diego Maradona has died of a heart attack.

i wonder who's going to inherit his cocaine stash. There's a lot there.
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« Reply #1298 on: November 25, 2020, 11:13:52 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on November 25, 2020, 10:52:16 AM
i wonder who's going to inherit his cocaine stash. There's a lot there.

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« Reply #1299 on: November 25, 2020, 03:38:05 PM »
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« Reply #1300 on: November 25, 2020, 05:13:33 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on November 25, 2020, 03:38:05 PM
Que? I was about to celebrate Sharpton's death.
Racist.  Was a reference to the days of Davy Dinkins when Al was running his mouth with racist "white interlopers" comments prior to being co-opted by MSNBC.  Davy Dink did divert the Laguardia air traffic during the U.S. Open fortnight but only because he was a big tennis fan himself-ha.  Crown Heights?  Yankel Rosenbaum? He whiffed on that one.

You wanna see Al owned?  During his hair pomade/fatty days C.O.R.E. (Congress of Racial Equality) head Roy Innis pushed him derriere over tea kettle:

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71oenwZQcLU


edit: at the end of the video check out the behemoth in the white short-sleeved shirt who comes onstage and makes like Big Ticket cleaning house.
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« Reply #1301 on: November 25, 2020, 05:22:18 PM »
Quote from: delavan on November 25, 2020, 05:13:33 PM
Racist.  Was a reference to the days of Davy Dinkins when Al was running his mouth with racist "white interlopers" comments prior to being co-opted by MSNBC.  Davy Dink did divert the Laguardia air traffic during the U.S. Open fortnight but only because he was a big tennis fan himself-ha.  Crown Heights?  Yankel Rosenbaum? He whiffed on that one.

You wanna see Al owned?  During his hair pomade/fatty days C.O.R.E. (Congress of Racial Equality) head Roy Innis pushed him derriere over tea kettle:
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71oenwZQcLU




Haha can't be racist if you hate everyone..........was it Sharpton that used to go on the Morton Downey JR show and get owned. Innis was on there all the time. Morton Downey was a looney show.

Sharpton and Jesse Jackson used to shake down corporations in the name of social justice. They would call out Corporation X, Corp X would pay the rainbow coalition millions in tax free donations and all of a sudden said company no longer has poor hiring policies. It's unfortunate many of the people doing needed work do it to line their pockets.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1302 on: November 25, 2020, 05:29:08 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on November 25, 2020, 05:22:18 PM
Haha can't be racist if you hate everyone..........was it Sharpton that used to go on the Morton Downey JR show and get owned.

Sharpton and Jesse Jackson used to shake down corporations in the name of social justice. They would call out Corporation X, Corp X would pay the rainbow coalition millions in tax free donations and all of a sudden said company no longer has poor hiring policies. It's unfortunate many of the people doing needed work do it to line their pockets.

Self-righteous shakedown.   *pan to wonky-honky corporate conference room* :  "make it go away$$$$!"  ; )
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1303 on: November 28, 2020, 12:16:38 PM »
Tony Hsieh. Died in a fire.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1304 on: November 28, 2020, 03:02:58 PM »
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