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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1050 on: July 03, 2019, 08:47:45 PM »
RIP Pilsbury Throw Boy
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1051 on: July 03, 2019, 10:17:41 PM »
Jared Lorenzen, 38 

https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/former-kentucky-nfl-qb-jared-lorenzen-dies-at-age-38-after-battling-multiple-health-issues/

This article didn't mention it, but elsewhere it was mentioned his weight ballooned up to over 500 pounds after his retirement, which is absolutely freaking insane

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1052 on: July 10, 2019, 09:34:43 PM »
Rip Torn, who I thought was already dead

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1053 on: July 11, 2019, 07:27:51 AM »
Rip Torn, who I thought was already dead

he was great in Freddie Got Fingered and Dodgeball
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1054 on: July 11, 2019, 01:43:40 PM »
Jim "Ball Four" Bouton, wrote baseball's equivalent to "North Dallas Forty."

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1055 on: July 12, 2019, 06:42:29 AM »
Jim "Ball Four" Bouton, wrote baseball's equivalent to "North Dallas Forty."

That book was permanently attached to my hand when I was 14. Just an amazing read.

RIP Bulldog, smoke em inside.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1056 on: July 15, 2019, 02:20:43 PM »
Pernell "Sweet Pea" Whitaker, dead at 55.

He was freaking robbed out of that W vs Chavez. Just a tremendous boxer who proved you can be technical and still be exciting.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1057 on: July 24, 2019, 12:27:39 PM »
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1058 on: August 01, 2019, 02:31:36 PM »
Legendary professional wrestler Harley Race, dead at 76.

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1059 on: August 04, 2019, 08:02:43 PM »
Former Sports Illustrated NFL columnist Don Banks
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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1060 on: August 06, 2019, 11:22:39 AM »
Toni Morrison
Teams that draft well do so no matter where they pick. Teams that draft poorly do so no matter where they pick I want my team to win games and draft well

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Re: The Obituary Column
« Reply #1061 on: August 18, 2019, 12:00:00 PM »
Cedric Benson
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Re: The Obituary Column
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