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Re: 2015 Arrest Log
« Reply #15 on: February 03, 2015, 08:39:11 AM »
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Re: 2015 Arrest Log
« Reply #16 on: February 03, 2015, 09:23:19 AM »
I heart big jenks.

One of my favorite quotes ever, he's awesome!



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Re: 2015 Arrest Log
« Reply #17 on: February 03, 2015, 05:48:25 PM »
Even better, it was a male prostitute.

So is this true or not? Because that would ben freaking hlarious
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Re: 2015 Arrest Log
« Reply #18 on: February 03, 2015, 05:52:53 PM »
It was 2 female prostitutes.

He fucked em, didn't want to pay what they wanted, and beat them up. He's a winner.

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Re: 2015 Arrest Log
« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2015, 06:06:11 PM »
It was 2 female prostitutes.

He fucked em, didn't want to pay what they wanted, and beat them up. He's a winner.

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They probably realized he was a rich ex NFLer so they quadrupled the price and he said freak this. Lovin this. Morale of the story the more important you are, the more important it is you simply pay the prostitutes what they want
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Re: 2015 Arrest Log
« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2015, 06:49:49 PM »
It was 2 female prostitutes.

He fucked em, didn't want to pay what they wanted, and beat them up. He's a winner.

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Wouldn't be surprised.he's a total scumbag. Dude is broke as freak too.

usually you pay hookers up front though.




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2015 Arrest Log
« Reply #21 on: February 03, 2015, 07:29:05 PM »
It was also 7am. Dude was out partying all night probably.

I don't hate that guy, but you deserve what you get if you're not careful.
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Re: 2015 Arrest Log
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Re: 2015 Arrest Log
« Reply #24 on: February 04, 2015, 10:56:22 AM »
So is this true or not? Because that would ben freaking hlarious

It just sounded really funny to me. This fat slob is the most hated guy I have seen in NFL circles, it's a shame it didn't happen.
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Re: 2015 Arrest Log
« Reply #25 on: February 04, 2015, 01:49:11 PM »
A cross-dressing limey poofter

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Re: 2015 Arrest Log
« Reply #26 on: February 04, 2015, 01:52:24 PM »
A cross-dressing limey poofter

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Re: 2015 Arrest Log
« Reply #27 on: February 04, 2015, 06:35:43 PM »
Guess he should have played for the Broncos.

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Re: 2015 Arrest Log
« Reply #29 on: February 09, 2015, 12:01:38 PM »
Bitch probably reconciled.

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