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Urinal Dump
« on: October 24, 2013, 10:55:57 PM »
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Re: Urinal Dump
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2013, 06:57:18 AM »
When I was in middle school, I walked into the bathroom and saw a kid with down syndrome taking a dump in a urinal.

He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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Re: Urinal Dump
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2013, 07:04:26 AM »
The first summer I worked at camp, some kid took a dump in one of the poolhouse urinals. We ended up spraying it with a hose to break it up so it would drain, but there was a weird little hard bit of it that wouldn't dissolve. Someone ended up picking it up with pliers and throwing it out.

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Re: Urinal Dump
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2013, 07:27:45 AM »
When I was in middle school, I walked into the bathroom and saw a kid with down syndrome taking a dump in a urinal.



You went to middle school with MB?
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Re: Urinal Dump
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2013, 07:33:21 AM »
You went to middle school with MB?


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Re: Urinal Dump
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2013, 07:52:58 AM »

settle down, Mrs. Wilfork.

I am proud to say, not me, but I am working on Snacks Harrison he is so dreamy:




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Re: Urinal Dump
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2014, 10:28:06 PM »
years later, I realize that I was more grossed out by the fact that someone took a dump in a Porta pottie than I was by the actual poop.
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Re: Urinal Dump
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2014, 07:30:52 AM »
Hey who took a dump in the bidet?
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Re: Urinal Dump
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2014, 08:17:07 AM »
years later, I realize that I was more grossed out by the fact that someone took a dump in a Porta pottie than I was by the actual poop.

If you get into the lot early and take a dump immediately they're usually pretty clean.

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Re: Urinal Dump
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2014, 09:44:37 AM »
If you get into the lot early and take a dump immediately they're usually pretty clean.

Yellow excrement happens about 1 hour in.

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Re: Urinal Dump
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2014, 08:50:08 AM »
it's officially tailgate season
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Urinal Dump
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Re: Urinal Dump
« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2014, 01:12:50 PM »
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Re: Urinal Dump
« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2021, 10:30:01 PM »
Brown up the yellow, boys!

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