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David Nelson is Eric Smith
« on: October 24, 2013, 08:09:54 PM »
I just heard Nelson speak on the Jets website.  You would never guess he isn't a nerdy white dude if you only heard him speak.  Is he white? Mixed race? Black?  He is very Tiger Woods-ish. 
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Re: David Nelson is Eric Smith
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2013, 08:13:31 PM »
We need a new Septic Tank.
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Re: David Nelson is Eric Smith
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2013, 08:14:44 PM »
Quote from: Badger on October 24, 2013, 08:13:31 PM
We need a new Septic Tank.

Don't you have a buffet to attend?
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Re: David Nelson is Eric Smith
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2013, 08:16:34 PM »
I'm banned from all buffets in the tri-state area.
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Re: David Nelson is Eric Smith
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2013, 08:20:44 PM »
I guess we could make a septic tank thread and toss this in there. 

Seriously, you should listen to him speak.  He sounds like a surfer.
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Re: David Nelson is Eric Smith
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2013, 09:23:13 PM »
I have a suggestion that will kill two birds with one stone, merge this thread into the latrine thread. Bo took a dump in the Home of the Jets forum so move his feces to where it belongs.

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Re: David Nelson is Eric Smith
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2013, 09:33:20 PM »
freak you guys.  You just don't want to ruin Eric Smith's legacy as our most famous blight player.
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Re: David Nelson is Eric Smith
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2013, 10:04:14 PM »
It's mulatto Fuckface. Ha
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Re: David Nelson is Eric Smith
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2013, 10:59:06 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on October 24, 2013, 10:04:14 PM
It's mulatto Fuckface. Ha
Mulatto Fuckface would make a great name for a punk band.
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Re: David Nelson is Eric Smith
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2014, 08:27:10 PM »
I'd like to bump this to thank Bo for reminding us why we need a shitforum.

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Re: David Nelson is Eric Smith
« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2014, 06:02:58 AM »
David Nelson sounds like a business analyst on CNBC.
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Re: David Nelson is Eric Smith
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2014, 08:54:51 PM »
freak you guys.  HE SOUNDS LIKE TIGER WOODS1!!!¹
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