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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #930 on: May 23, 2020, 05:18:54 PM »
<----Would you say Jetoffensive is a Flock, a Herd or a Gaggle of assholes? <-------- Would you like to know more!

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« Reply #931 on: May 23, 2020, 05:22:27 PM »
Almost watched a bootleg stream out of curiosity.

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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #932 on: May 23, 2020, 05:30:31 PM »
I would argue that Guardians of the Galaxy, The Iron Giant, and Saving Private Ryan are not Vin Diesel movies and that all Vin Diesel movies are inherently bad. 

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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #933 on: May 23, 2020, 05:41:15 PM »
I would argue that Guardians of the Galaxy, The Iron Giant, and Saving Private Ryan are not Vin Diesel movies and that all Vin Diesel movies are inherently bad.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #934 on: May 23, 2020, 06:37:35 PM »

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GFY. The Fast and Furious movies are good, Boiler Room is great, Pitch Black was good, even the first xXx was really good fun. He's not Daniel Day Lewis but he's a solid action star.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #935 on: May 23, 2020, 06:52:01 PM »
GFY. The Fast and Furious movies are good, Boiler Room is great, Pitch Black was good, even the first xXx was really good fun. He's not Daniel Day Lewis but he's a solid action star.

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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #936 on: May 23, 2020, 07:16:02 PM »
GFY. The Fast and Furious movies are good, Boiler Room is great, Pitch Black was good, even the first xXx was really good fun. He's not Daniel Day Lewis but he's a solid action star.
The FF series didn't actually become enjoyable until it became ridiculous, starting with the 4th installment.

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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #937 on: May 23, 2020, 07:19:08 PM »
This is the only good Vin Diesel movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgtiReXShWE

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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #938 on: May 24, 2020, 08:01:23 AM »
you guys didn't like the pacifier?

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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #939 on: May 24, 2020, 09:02:17 AM »
Knockaround Guys was good
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #940 on: June 11, 2020, 10:04:20 PM »
I read a couple Artemis Fowl books when I was younger and when I heard they were making a movie I thought maybe I'd show it to my kids, but apparently it is a pile of dog excrement.

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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #943 on: June 25, 2020, 05:38:04 PM »
Every now and then a Lifetime movie will pop up on the new torrents list and the posters always baffle me.



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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #944 on: August 27, 2020, 02:48:16 PM »
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