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« Reply #1080 on: November 11, 2021, 09:48:15 AM »
I like how he looks exactly the same age (40 years old) when he's playing college football
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« Reply #1081 on: November 14, 2021, 11:15:57 AM »
https://youtu.be/7OyATVvN9oQ

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« Reply #1082 on: November 16, 2021, 10:00:48 AM »
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« Reply #1083 on: November 22, 2021, 07:34:34 PM »
Boomer blames next generation for his shitty movie making money, despite same generation spending money on other, better movies.


https://uproxx.com/movies/the-last-duel-box-office-ridley-scott-millennials/
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« Reply #1084 on: November 23, 2021, 07:28:47 AM »
Boomer blames next generation for his shitty movie making money, despite same generation spending money on other, better movies.


https://uproxx.com/movies/the-last-duel-box-office-ridley-scott-millennials/
I saw this and debated starting a new thread for instances of people blaming millenials for everything under the sun.

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« Reply #1085 on: November 23, 2021, 07:34:25 AM »
I saw this and debated starting a new thread for instances of people blaming millenials for everything under the sun.

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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #1086 on: November 23, 2021, 07:49:07 AM »

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« Reply #1087 on: December 22, 2021, 10:30:29 PM »
The Matrix Resurrections


**EARLY SPOILER***



There's a line about 15 minutes where a character says, "Our beloved parent company Warner Brothers has informed me they're going to make a sequel to the trilogy, with or without us.  And they made it clear they'll kill our contract if we don't cooperate." 

That's everything you need to know about the film.

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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #1088 on: December 23, 2021, 07:00:08 AM »
The Matrix Resurrections


**EARLY SPOILER***



There's a line about 15 minutes where a character says, "Our beloved parent company Warner Brothers has informed me they're going to make a sequel to the trilogy, with or without us.  And they made it clear they'll kill our contract if we don't cooperate." 

That's everything you need to know about the film.
I appreciated the extremely blunt meta references.

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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #1089 on: December 29, 2021, 05:30:47 PM »

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« Reply #1090 on: January 25, 2022, 02:17:03 PM »
The Suicide Squad tested even my very low bar for stupid action movies. If it hadn't been for Margot Robbie's performance I would probably have given up on it. I hope Idris Elba got paid a lot of money.
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« Reply #1091 on: January 25, 2022, 11:05:56 PM »

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« Reply #1092 on: January 30, 2022, 07:34:55 PM »
Stop making Liam Neeson action movies. He's nearly 70.

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« Reply #1093 on: January 30, 2022, 07:47:31 PM »
Stop making Liam Neeson action movies. He's nearly 70.

This is the least compelling reason and there are so many others.
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« Reply #1094 on: January 30, 2022, 07:50:43 PM »
Every Liam Neeson movie is Taken.

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