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Crap Movies
« on: October 23, 2013, 10:16:53 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90PWFEeRApA

Looks like somebody read a forward from grandma and made a movie out of it.






And that student's name? Albert Einstein.
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« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2013, 11:42:15 PM »
What ever happened to Kevin Sorbo being in quality roles, like Hercules
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« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2013, 01:23:09 PM »
Dean Cain and Kevin Sorbo in a jesus flick


this has Hallmark Classic written all over it
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2013, 03:11:06 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2013, 09:41:06 AM »
The guys over at Redltettermedia.com (who were responsible for the awesome Phantom Menace review, etc) do a web series called "The Best of the Worst", where they watch and review some reeeeeeallly shitty movies.  Some definitely fall into the so bad it's good category.
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« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2013, 11:00:01 PM »
Who remembers Anaconda?

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« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2013, 11:01:37 PM »
That is one of the best gif ever
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« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2013, 12:14:33 AM »
I remember two things from Anaconda:

1. Jon Voigt choking some bitch out with his legs

2. Owen Wilson dying

That second one deserved all of the oscars.
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« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2013, 12:16:09 AM »
Kari Wuhrner was fuckn hot.
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« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2013, 01:05:18 AM »
Anaconda certainly belongs in the 'It's so bad it's sorta good' bucket.
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« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2013, 01:06:54 AM »
Quote from: Tommy on November 19, 2013, 12:16:09 AM
Kari Wuhrner was fuckn hot.

Oh, hell yes, even though you added an 'n' for no specific reason.
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« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2013, 06:12:14 AM »
Quote from: Fenwyr on November 19, 2013, 01:06:54 AM
Oh, hell yes, even though you added an 'n' for no specific reason.

I'll add an n to her mouth.
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« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2013, 07:31:55 AM »
Quote from: Tommy on November 19, 2013, 06:12:14 AM
I'll add an n to her mouth.

oh excrement
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« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2013, 07:44:33 AM »
Quote from: CatoTheElder on November 19, 2013, 12:14:33 AM
I remember two things from Anaconda:

1. Jon Voigt choking some bitch out with his legs

2. Owen Wilson dying

That second one deserved all of the oscars.

3.) Ice Cube in the jungle.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2013, 08:12:09 AM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on November 19, 2013, 07:44:33 AM
3.) Ice Cube in the jungle.

Anaconda should be watched as a prequel to Are We There Yet?
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