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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #540 on: September 28, 2018, 09:04:43 AM »
I just had a two flusher. While I was crapping, someone came in and I heard him mumble "Jesus Christ."
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #541 on: September 28, 2018, 09:27:29 AM »
I just had a two flusher. While I was crapping, someone came in and I heard him mumble "Jesus Christ."

I'm hoping the guy who muttered "Jesus Christ" was bigblocker.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #542 on: September 28, 2018, 09:46:35 AM »
I'm hoping the guy who muttered "Jesus Christ" was bigblocker.

We don't work on the same floor, so it definitely wasn't him.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #543 on: September 28, 2018, 10:08:34 AM »
It was him but he was probably checking out pics of Betty White

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #544 on: November 19, 2018, 11:15:20 PM »
 

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #545 on: December 20, 2018, 07:25:27 AM »
Nothing's better than a good morning dump in peace at work.  Ok maybe a some things are better, but it's up there on the list.

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #546 on: January 30, 2019, 03:30:35 PM »
When you have one of those shits so large that it doesn't fully submerge and you wonder if it's going to flush properly and then it does.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #548 on: May 21, 2019, 07:13:37 PM »

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #549 on: November 27, 2019, 02:32:00 PM »
Just took a excrement that smelled like low tide. No idea what caused that.

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #550 on: November 27, 2019, 02:43:40 PM »
Just took a excrement that smelled like low tide. No idea what caused that.

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #551 on: December 17, 2019, 05:48:00 PM »
https://www.wired.co.uk/article/battle-toilet-workplace

BREAKING NEWS: Say goodbye to comfort breaks! New downward-tilting toilets are designed to become unbearable to sit on after five minutes. They say the main benefit is to employees in improved employee productivity. https://t.co/lfDbeXJdCX



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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #552 on: December 17, 2019, 07:16:29 PM »
I'll take that challenge.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #553 on: December 17, 2019, 07:50:35 PM »
I'll take that challenge.
They’ll have to do better than that....I’ve worked in a gov job for 10+ years. 
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #554 on: December 18, 2019, 03:54:29 AM »
My first thought: turn around and sit backwards