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bojanglesman

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #510 on: December 11, 2017, 08:40:22 PM »
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #511 on: December 11, 2017, 08:40:44 PM »
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"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!?  I'll suck yo'dick!"

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #512 on: December 11, 2017, 08:48:53 PM »
"Canadian man in Santonio Holmes jersey found dead, stuck to toilet with thin layer of Hawaiian Febreze covering him. News at 11."
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #513 on: December 11, 2017, 08:53:17 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on December 11, 2017, 08:48:53 PM
"Canadian man in Santonio Holmes jersey found dead, stuck to toilet with thin layer of Hawaiian Febreze covering him. News at 11."
heard the deceased was quite handsome
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"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!?  I'll suck yo'dick!"

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #514 on: December 11, 2017, 08:54:18 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on December 11, 2017, 08:53:17 PM
heard the deceased was quite handsome

#fakenews
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bojanglesman

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #515 on: December 11, 2017, 09:10:03 PM »
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #516 on: December 11, 2017, 09:12:37 PM »
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"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!?  I'll suck yo'dick!"

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #517 on: December 23, 2017, 09:05:07 PM »
Don't eat steel cut oats and sausage balls in the same 12 hour period.


Your soon-to-be-found-dead-on-the-shitter friend, Bo.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #518 on: December 23, 2017, 09:11:50 PM »
I've been having some issues lately, so I had some of the tea my wife normally drinks.  Hello Lebrea tarpits.

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #519 on: March 07, 2018, 06:57:34 AM »
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bojanglesman

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #520 on: March 07, 2018, 07:22:12 AM »
Awesome. 

I think Chad lives at every airport I've ever visited.  People taking a excrement in the airport don't give a fuuuuuck. 
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #521 on: March 07, 2018, 01:36:29 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on March 07, 2018, 07:22:12 AM
Awesome. 

I think Chad lives at every airport I've ever visited.  People taking a excrement in the airport don't give a fuuuuuck. 


Did I ever tell the story about when I took a excrement at St Pancras train station in London? If not I'll have to go and dig it up - I think it's still preserved elsewhere. (The story, not the excrement.)
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #522 on: March 07, 2018, 03:47:24 PM »

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UTEP G Will Hernandez, who @MoveTheSticks has as the 25th best player in the draft, just said on @nflnetwork the 1 purchase he’ll make when he gets his first NFL check … one of those fancy toilets where you don’t have to use toilet paper. Said he doesn’t care how much it costs
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #523 on: March 07, 2018, 03:56:18 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on March 07, 2018, 03:47:24 PM
James Palmer
‏Verified account @JamesPalmerTV

UTEP G Will Hernandez, who @MoveTheSticks has as the 25th best player in the draft, just said on @nflnetwork the 1 purchase he’ll make when he gets his first NFL check … one of those fancy toilets where you don’t have to use toilet paper. Said he doesn’t care how much it costs


Draft this beast. Also, invite him to the tailgate.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #524 on: May 03, 2018, 05:32:14 PM »
https://articles.nj.com/monmouth/index.ssf/2018/05/superintendent_out_out_for_job_relieved_himself_un.amp

Mystery pooper at N.J. high school's track turned out to be superintendent, cops say
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