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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #630 on: October 10, 2023, 01:10:07 PM »
Mine was titled "a whole quart of Singapore mei fun"

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #631 on: October 13, 2023, 09:18:11 AM »
Just gave birth to a massive food baby.  Taco Thursday wasn't kind.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #634 on: November 15, 2023, 06:16:09 AM »
Hooker part isn't true, but still funny.
Really? Never heard it debunked before.

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #635 on: November 15, 2023, 07:10:01 AM »
Really? Never heard it debunked before.

You  guys up there are responsible for hookers.  Thanks?

https://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-hoo4.htm

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However, there’s a fatal flaw: the word is recorded several times before the Civil War. It’s listed in the second edition of John Bartlett’s Dictionary of Americanisms of 1859 and another example is known from North Carolina in 1845. An even earlier instance was turned up by George Thompson of New York University in The New York Transcript of 25 September 1835, which contains a whimsical report of a police court hearing in which a woman of no reputation at all is called a hooker because she “hangs around the hook”.

This obscure reference is to Corlear’s Hook, an area of New York. Bartlett suggests the same origin for the term, based on “the number of houses of ill-fame frequented by sailors” in the area. Though this origin sounds plausible, it may well be that John Bartlett and others who made this connection were falling victim to an earlier version of folk etymology.

It probably existed before General Hooker, but he may have made it more famous.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #636 on: November 15, 2023, 07:51:28 AM »
You  guys up there are responsible for hookers.  Thanks?

https://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-hoo4.htm

It probably existed before General Hooker, but he may have made it more famous.

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #637 on: November 15, 2023, 03:25:54 PM »
You  guys up there are responsible for hookers.  Thanks?

https://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-hoo4.htm

It probably existed before General Hooker, but he may have made it more famous.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #638 on: November 26, 2023, 05:12:35 PM »
Managed to drop a turd sideways in the toilet and it got lodged that way. Took three flushes and a tool fashioned of toilet paper to dislodge it.

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #639 on: November 26, 2023, 05:16:40 PM »
Managed to drop a turd sideways in the toilet and it got lodged that way. Took three flushes and a tool fashioned of toilet paper to dislodge it.

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #640 on: November 26, 2023, 06:53:57 PM »
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I briefly considered getting a plastic knife but I wanted a solution where I could flush everything involved.

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #641 on: November 26, 2023, 07:20:01 PM »
I briefly considered getting a plastic knife but I wanted a solution where I could flush everything involved.
Gotta bring your son in on that one so he can see how his old man solves real world problems.

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