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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #615 on: December 09, 2022, 02:08:51 PM »
Sounds like a failed upper decker. 

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #616 on: December 09, 2022, 02:20:55 PM »
happy friday!

TGISHIT.

Sounds like a failed upper decker. 

A failure in every sense of the word.

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #617 on: December 09, 2022, 02:32:59 PM »
Summer 2021, I almost died because I couldn't excrement. No exaggeration. I went damn near three weeks. Went to the ER, they said "wait and see." went to a different ER and they said "come back when it's worse." My wife was like "You mean when he's fuckin dead?"

I was cold to the touch and in serious pain. I had absolutely no energy nor color to my skin.

My wife was able to reach a local new agey place. She told the lady via Facebook what was going on and the lady opened the place on a Sunday to give me a hydrocolonic.

Let me tell you, those fuckin suck. It's so uncomfortable and makes me nauseous. But I felt so much better afterwards. And everything is clear so you watch the pounds of excrement coming out your body.

0/10 would not recommend not pooping....
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #618 on: December 29, 2022, 11:42:21 AM »
Highway rest stop dump.......engage.

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #619 on: December 29, 2022, 12:08:18 PM »
Highway rest stop dump.......engage.

some of these rest stop shitters are Taj Mahals.  Enjoy your crunch.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #620 on: January 11, 2023, 07:59:41 AM »
Tim hortons coffee lit my colon fuse somethin fierce this morning
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #621 on: January 11, 2023, 01:39:44 PM »
some of these rest stop shitters are Taj Mahals.  Enjoy your crunch.
Tim hortons coffee lit my colon fuse somethin fierce this morning

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #622 on: January 11, 2023, 01:41:31 PM »
"Hey MB, hallo!!....Wir vermissen dich kanadischen Bruder. Kommen Sie mit uns defaktieren!"


we call that "the Blitzkrieg" back in the old country.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #623 on: February 02, 2023, 11:43:42 PM »
https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/10r68nn/diarrhea_in_sensory_deprivation_tank

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Title pretty much sums it up. I paid for a sensory deprivation tank experience not realizing I had contracted norovirus and was about to became symptomatic. Initially I was having a lot of weird hallucination type sensations where I chalked up to the experience (later turned out I had a 103 F fever) and somewhat fell asleep. I woke up to an awful odor and demanded to be let out of the tank and it turned out I had diarrhea’d in it. This alone was a traumatizing experience but now the facility is trying to charge me $8,000 to replace the tank as they do not feel they can safely disinfect this. I don’t recall signing anything with some sort of “diarrhea clause”, am I actually liable here?

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #624 on: September 05, 2023, 07:56:53 PM »

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #625 on: September 15, 2023, 09:52:58 AM »
Whoever used this bathroom before me must have been shitting pure garam masala.

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #626 on: September 15, 2023, 10:48:49 AM »
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #628 on: October 10, 2023, 09:50:26 AM »
the "morning after thanksgiving dinner" dump was a doozer
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #629 on: October 10, 2023, 12:42:33 PM »
the "morning after thanksgiving dinner" dump was a doozer
Mine was titled "a whole quart of Singapore mei fun"