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This is old but I can't not post ithttps://nypost.com/2019/04/19/creepy-tourist-who-made-flight-attendant-wipe-his-butt-dies-on-vacation/
For your next toilet triphttps://twitter.com/frescaboy/status/1375220512868143105?s=19
This better not awaken anything in me...
Let's push together.
"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!? I'll suck yo'dick!"
https://pressofatlanticcity.com/news/local/brigantine-man-learns-late-in-life-he-has-the-gift-of-perfect-poop/article_3871d0f2-25a3-5e3f-94c1-4e3d9883c034.amp.html
I was just forced to take a speed dump because I have my kids with me at a hotel pool. I had them get out while I dropped anchor. Once again, kids take away another joy from me. I must really love them.
In fairness, if you're going to excrement in a hotel pool the least you could do is tell the kids to get out first. And it's definitely something you want to do quickly in case someone catches you.
Indian food last night. Thoughts and prayers to my o-ring.