The Latrine

[AlioTheFool]

"They say the main benefit is to employees in improved employee productivity."

Yeah, because the first thing I think when I sit on the pot is "I can't wait to get back to my desk and work harder!"

[Johnny English]

Coming next - an app that tracks mouse, keyboard and webcam activity and if it detects that the employee might have fallen asleep, fires a jolt of electricity into their arse through wires embedded in the chair. Anything to help us proud little worker bees fulful our pointless corporate destiny, right?

[AlioTheFool]

Coming next - an app that tracks mouse, keyboard and webcam activity and if it detects that the employee might have fallen asleep, fires a jolt of electricity into their arse through wires embedded in the chair. Anything to help us proud little worker bees fulful our pointless corporate destiny, right?

The below quote is from an article in an email from my inbox literally this morning, discussing brain-computer interfaces:

That information may be not only useful to the BCI's users, but it may equally be of interest to their employers, allowing them to keep an eye on how stressed or focused staff are, and adjust employees' environment or workload accordingly.

"If BCI use is seen as enhancing forms of worker efficiency (whether that be using EEG data to help workers meditate or get into a particular psychological state, or if the BCI itself can be used to accomplish tasks such as recognition-based tasks), employers and companies could start pushing their employees to adopt technologies," Richmond Wong, a PhD researcher at the UC Berkley School of Information specialising in BCIs, told ZDNet.

[guinness77]

Gentlemen, I reached nirvana. I wiped a 2nd time, just to make sure, and, yup, clean.

[bojanglesman]

Gentlemen, I reached nirvana. I wiped a 2nd time, just to make sure, and, yup, clean.

You've pretty much accomplished all you can in this life.  You may check out in peace my friend.

[Johnny English]

I had burrito with extra hot sauce for lunch yesterday and then wings with a chocolate scorpion sauce for dinner. Today I am shitting fire and it's not fun.

[bojanglesman]

I had burrito with extra hot sauce for lunch yesterday and then wings with a chocolate scorpion sauce for dinner. Today I am shitting fire and it's not fun.

The next day creeps into your thoughts when enjoying stuff like that.  You still eat it though.

[Johnny English]

https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/01/with-ingestible-pill-you-can-track-fart-development-in-real-time-on-your-phone/

[bojanglesman]

https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/01/with-ingestible-pill-you-can-track-fart-development-in-real-time-on-your-phone/

This is the breakthrough we all needed. 

[Badger]

Saw a case for someone named Latrina the other day.

[Badger]

https://nypost.com/2020/01/02/wisconsin-english-teacher-admits-to-repeatedly-pooping-in-local-park/

[bojanglesman]

The Guardian: John Oliver says he'll donate $55,000 if Connecticut city names sewage plant after him.
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2020/aug/31/john-oliver-danbury-connecticut-sewage-plant

Not gonna lie, it would be funny to have a excrement plant named after me.

[AlioTheFool]

I've been watching Oliver the past few weeks. It all started with almost a throwaway joke about Danbury and has become a huge thing. I love it.

[delavan]

  this beat is crap

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD-m0q5J2fQ

[bojanglesman]

I had 2 bowls of steel cut oats yesterday.  This morning sounded like July 4th in the crapper.