The Latrine

[Tommy]

I farted in the steam room today at the gym. Cleared the place out. Had it all to myself afterwards. Win.

[bojanglesman]

I took a dump a little while ago and the log caught itself on the sides of the hole and wouldn't flush. I stood there for a second fearing I'd have to roll up some toilet paper and break it. Instead I just flushed a few times until it wore away and finally went down the hole.

It smelled pretty awful too.

I emptied the dump out of my son's diaper the other day.  It did the same thing.  Took 3 flushes to break up enough to go down.  I was both proud and annoyed.

[bojanglesman]

I farted in the steam room today at the gym. Cleared the place out. Had it all to myself afterwards. Win.

I don't know the science behind why farts spread with more tenacity in a heated/steamy room, but it is true.  If I fart in the shower, I smell it within 1 nanosecond.

[Miamipuck]

I just took a dump that was like 12 feet of coiled rope. I think I heard the toilet cursing at me for that one.

[Badger]

[Fenwyr]

You fucks are weird.  Never change.  It's why I love you.

[AlioTheFool]

I don't know the science behind why farts spread with more tenacity in a heated/steamy room, but it is true.  If I fart in the shower, I smell it within 1 nanosecond.

This reminds me of an absolutely horrifying tweet I read once:

"Smells are particulate-based. Remember that next time you 'taste' a fart."

[Tommy]

That's not true though. You're not actually inhaling tiny particles of excrement.

[bojanglesman]

That's not true though. You're not actually inhaling tiny particles of excrement.

Sure does taste like it.

[AlioTheFool]

Well, not "excrement" particulates, per se, but you are inhaling methane particulates, and they are coming from inside someone's colon via their anus.

On a side note, you supposedly swallow a little bit of urine every time you pee as particulates make their way into your mouth through your salivary glands.

Enjoy your afternoon coffee my friends!

[bojanglesman]

Well, not "excrement" particulates, per se, but you are inhaling methane particulates, and they are coming from inside someone's colon via their anus.

On a side note, you supposedly swallow a little bit of urine every time you pee as particulates make their way into your mouth through your salivary glands.

Enjoy your afternoon coffee my friends!

So Incognito may have literally shat in Martin's mouth if he walked in on Incognito mid-crap?

[624]

Fecal matter*

[Tommy]

Well, not "excrement" particulates, per se, but you are inhaling methane particulates, and they are coming from inside someone's colon via their anus.

On a side note, you supposedly swallow a little bit of urine every time you pee as particulates make their way into your mouth through your salivary glands.

Enjoy your afternoon coffee my friends!

Meh. I don't mine the urine so long as it's mine.

[SixFeetDeep]

just had to wipe my derriere with a page of espn the magazine. would not recommend to others.

[bojanglesman]

just had to wipe my derriere with a page of espn the magazine. would not recommend to others.

At least it is more useful than reading it.