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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #30 on: October 21, 2013, 12:14:55 PM »
Quote from: Pope on October 21, 2013, 12:06:21 PM
Someone took a tremendous dump in my office building over the weekend. It clogged the entire basement sewage system and overflowed the three toilets on the ground floor.

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #31 on: October 21, 2013, 12:16:41 PM »
Quote from: Pope on October 21, 2013, 12:06:21 PM
Someone took a tremendous dump in my office building over the weekend. It clogged the entire basement sewage system and overflowed the three toilets on the ground floor.

That is fantastic and worthy of a raise in salary.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #32 on: October 21, 2013, 01:15:48 PM »
Quote from: NDMick on October 21, 2013, 09:51:44 AM
I pooped at Walbaums the other day.

The bathroom was fantastic - it was tucked away upstairs in a corner and it wasn't an unkempt travesty. It was quiet, calm, and clean.

If I ever have to poop in  that area again, I know I've got a heavenly refuge.

The single best places to poop are Casino's. They have attendants in there every 5 minutes cleaning the joint up. Nothing is more satisfying then letting out a real steamer and watching that guy having to go back in there and fill the TP or derriere blankets. Yep I am a sadist.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #33 on: October 21, 2013, 01:30:41 PM »
I always take great shits at casinos. Must be the oxygen.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #34 on: October 21, 2013, 01:37:47 PM »

Quote from: Tommy on October 21, 2013, 01:30:41 PM
I always take great shits at casinos. Must be the oxygen.

I always figured it was the food.


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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #35 on: October 24, 2013, 02:48:49 PM »
Found Bo's Christmas present.

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #36 on: October 24, 2013, 03:22:16 PM »
MB might put that to good use as well.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #37 on: October 24, 2013, 03:24:10 PM »
I imagine every single one of MB's poops being an emergency. He doesn't have time to get all fancy with his technique.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #38 on: October 24, 2013, 03:30:37 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on October 24, 2013, 03:24:10 PM
I imagine every single one of MB's poops being an emergency. He doesn't have time to get all fancy with his technique.

You imagine every single of MB's poops? You are a very fucked up man.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #39 on: October 25, 2013, 11:21:59 AM »
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #40 on: October 25, 2013, 12:00:19 PM »
What's the point of a fart if you can't smell it?
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #41 on: October 25, 2013, 01:10:45 PM »
had Starbucks coffee this morning....haven't pooped yet.

Going to go for a 2nd cup now, and see what happens.


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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #42 on: October 25, 2013, 01:25:07 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on October 25, 2013, 12:00:19 PM
What's the point of a fart if you can't smell it?

Not much other than a few chuckles from the sound.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #43 on: November 01, 2013, 01:41:36 PM »
"Heinous" would be the best word to describe the fart I just ripped.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #44 on: November 01, 2013, 02:18:53 PM »
I took a dump a little while ago and the log caught itself on the sides of the hole and wouldn't flush. I stood there for a second fearing I'd have to roll up some toilet paper and break it. Instead I just flushed a few times until it wore away and finally went down the hole.

It smelled pretty awful too.
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Quote from: Badger on October 29, 2014, 07:20:05 PM
Teams that draft well do so no matter where they pick. Teams that draft poorly do so no matter where they pick I want my team to win games and draft well
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