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The Latrine
« on: October 04, 2013, 12:24:11 PM »
My dumping schedule has been off lately.  I attribute it to reddit.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2013, 12:25:35 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on October 04, 2013, 12:24:11 PM
My dumping schedule has been off lately.  I attribute it to reddit.

Well No more Reddit, your period will now come regularly.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2013, 08:05:40 AM »
My son farted this morning and laughed.  My wife blamed me for teaching him to laugh at farts.  I proudly accepted the blame told her that it's a man thing and she wouldn't understand.

Also, I sense the crapper and I are gonna have an all out war today.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2013, 08:08:24 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on October 09, 2013, 08:05:40 AM
My son farted this morning and laughed.  My wife blamed me for teaching him to laugh at farts.  I proudly accepted the blame told her that it's a man thing and she wouldn't understand.

Also, I sense the crapper and I are gonna have an all out war today.

We can merge your thread with deep thoughts and MB's food recommendations and have a perfect match.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2013, 08:10:40 AM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on October 09, 2013, 08:08:24 AM
Quote from: bojanglesman on October 09, 2013, 08:05:40 AM
My son farted this morning and laughed.  My wife blamed me for teaching him to laugh at farts.  I proudly accepted the blame told her that it's a man thing and she wouldn't understand.

Also, I sense the crapper and I are gonna have an all out war today.

We can merge your thread with deep thoughts and MB's food recommendations and have a perfect match.

I can't tell the difference between MB's plate and my toilet before I flush.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2013, 08:12:55 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on October 09, 2013, 08:10:40 AM
Quote from: Miamipuck on October 09, 2013, 08:08:24 AM
Quote from: bojanglesman on October 09, 2013, 08:05:40 AM
My son farted this morning and laughed.  My wife blamed me for teaching him to laugh at farts.  I proudly accepted the blame told her that it's a man thing and she wouldn't understand.

Also, I sense the crapper and I are gonna have an all out war today.

We can merge your thread with deep thoughts and MB's food recommendations and have a perfect match.

I can't tell the difference between MB's plate and my toilet before I flush.

Well that's because there isn't one.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2013, 08:23:37 AM »
One man's trash is another man's treasure.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2013, 08:25:16 AM »
I haven't taken a decent excrement since Sunday morning. You can imagine how I feel.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2013, 08:32:31 AM »
Quote from: Tommy on October 09, 2013, 08:25:16 AM
I haven't taken a decent excrement since Sunday morning. You can imagine how I feel.

One word cure for that:

Shilla's.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2013, 08:40:40 AM »
Quote from: Tommy on October 09, 2013, 08:25:16 AM
I haven't taken a decent excrement since Sunday morning. You can imagine how I feel.

This is me - I have to give an awful 40 minute IT security training to the entire business at 1pm. I'm hoping I can dump before then.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2013, 08:45:48 AM »
Quote from: steves850 on October 09, 2013, 08:40:40 AM
Quote from: Tommy on October 09, 2013, 08:25:16 AM
I haven't taken a decent excrement since Sunday morning. You can imagine how I feel.

This is me - I have to give an awful 40 minute IT security training to the entire business at 1pm. I'm hoping I can dump before then.

If you're anywhere near the city go to lunch with Tommy at Shilla's. By this time tomorrow your chief complaint will be not being able to stop taking shits.
« Last Edit: October 09, 2013, 09:12:40 AM by Miamipuck »
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2013, 08:46:18 AM »
Just had my morning coffee.....which basically fires up the turd oven.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2013, 08:47:07 AM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on October 09, 2013, 08:45:48 AM
Quote from: steves850 on October 09, 2013, 08:40:40 AM
Quote from: Tommy on October 09, 2013, 08:25:16 AM
I haven't taken a decent excrement since Sunday morning. You can imagine how I feel.

This is me - I have to give an awful 40 minute IT security training to the entire business at 1pm. I'm hoping I can dump before then.

If your anywhere near the city go to lunch with Tommy at Shilla's. By this time tomorrow your chief complaint will be not being able to stop taking shits.

Ha. I'm strongly considering this option.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2013, 09:08:45 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on October 09, 2013, 08:46:18 AM
Just had my morning coffee.....which basically fires up the turd oven.

hahaha....
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2013, 08:28:58 AM »
just finished my starbucks coffee.  Almost time for a poop.
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