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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2016, 11:08:16 AM »
I've never understood the appeal of climbing a mountain like that. Just to say you got there and survived? Okay.

I don't understand being a vegan either. I love veggies but I'd never give up eating a good steak.
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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2016, 11:29:03 AM »
I've never understood the appeal of climbing a mountain like that. Just to say you got there and survived? Okay.

I don't understand being a vegan either. I love veggies but I'd never give up eating a good steak.

I can see being vegan if you are very sensitive to animal issues.  I still have a hard time being such a hypocrite in saving some animals, yet eating others.  If I could cook worth a crap, I'd be a vegan.  I did it for a year.  Probably the best I've felt since high school.  Once kids came around, it was really hard to do it and not eat the same excrement all the time.  I'm not that creative and I'm not into cooking.  I'm an omnivore out of sheer laziness.

I like a good steak, but I'd be fine if I never had one again.

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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2016, 11:38:13 AM »
I've never understood the appeal of climbing a mountain like that. Just to say you got there and survived? Okay.

Do you ever hike regular mountains? Wondering where you would draw the line.

Climbing Everest has become something of a status symbol for those who have the means (time and money) to do so.

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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #18 on: May 24, 2016, 11:44:08 AM »
I'm a vegan but that's because my boyfriend chooses to be vegan. I changed for moral support.

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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #19 on: May 24, 2016, 11:53:02 AM »
I'm a vegan but that's because my boyfriend chooses to be vegan. I changed for moral support.


Wrong.  If you're gay you eat wieners.  Zing.

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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #20 on: May 24, 2016, 12:06:50 PM »
Do you ever hike regular mountains? Wondering where you would draw the line.

Climbing Everest has become something of a status symbol for those who have the means (time and money) to do so.

I don't even "hike" to the grocery store.

I can understand people who walk nature trails and such, but I don't get the appeal of climbing thousands of feet up a mountain to stand there in the freezing cold for a little while then head home.
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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #21 on: May 24, 2016, 12:15:37 PM »
Where do Vegans get their protein?
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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #22 on: May 24, 2016, 12:41:04 PM »
Where do Vegans get their protein?

I've always assumed from beans. Why else would they eat so many soy-based products?
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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #23 on: May 24, 2016, 12:52:16 PM »
Where do Vegans get their protein?

Soy and quinoa mostly.

EDIT: Should have mentioned nuts too.  Derp.

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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #24 on: May 24, 2016, 12:53:19 PM »
I don't even "hike" to the grocery store.

I can understand people who walk nature trails and such, but I don't get the appeal of climbing thousands of feet up a mountain to stand there in the freezing cold for a little while then head home.

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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #25 on: May 24, 2016, 12:57:37 PM »
Where do Vegans get their protein?

medium rare chicken
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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #26 on: May 24, 2016, 12:57:48 PM »
I don't even "hike" to the grocery store.

I can understand people who walk nature trails and such, but I don't get the appeal of climbing thousands of feet up a mountain to stand there in the freezing cold for a little while then head home.

It's a massive achievement, and a very exclusive one. Well, at least it used to be. I hear it's become real crowded up there, and climbers actually have to wait behind dozens of other climbers to get to the summit. It's also an awesome thing to be able to tell others that you did.
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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #27 on: May 24, 2016, 01:10:31 PM »
It's a resume builder

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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #28 on: May 24, 2016, 01:15:33 PM »
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Re: Darwin Awards
« Reply #29 on: May 24, 2016, 01:15:57 PM »
It's a resume builder

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