Fabulous, Flaming, Fashionista Tom Brady

[Laxin]

*Checks date*…

It’s not April 1st. freak

[CatoTheElder]

https://twitter.com/JennaLaineESPN/status/1503083809939542018?t=Jyw1XzBq_PBJJHrQJtaEBA&s=19

[bojanglesman]

Oh well.

[Libero_2]

And cue all the dudes resigning in Tampa for one last run

[MBGreen]

i'm not the type to wish injury on a player...but Brady needs a career-ender in the worst way.  freak off already.

[Johnny English]

And cue all the dudes resigning in Tampa for one last run

resign: to voluntarily leave a job

re-sign: to voluntarily agree to do a job for an additional period

HTH

[Johnny English]

i'm not the type to wish injury on a player...but Brady needs a career-ender in the worst way.  freak off already.

I am the type, and I agree.

I don't understand why people don't wish injury on players they don't like.

[MBGreen]

I am the type, and I agree.

I don't understand why people don't wish injury on players they don't like.

I have a bad enough relationship with karma....wishing injuries on players just throws gas on that fire.

[Johnny English]

Tom Brady: it's time for me to step back and dedicate my time to family

Tom Brady two months later: freak these people are awful, I'm coming back

[Johnny English]

I have a bad enough relationship with karma....wishing injuries on players just throws gas on that fire.

Karma doesn't care what you think, just what you do.

[MBGreen]

Karma doesn't care what you think, just what you do.

my powers of jinx exceed this line of thinking

[bojanglesman]

Tom Brady: it's time for me to step back and dedicate my time to family

Tom Brady two months later: freak these people are awful, I'm coming back

Giselle must be a freaking awful person for anyone to stop having 24/7 secks with her.

[Johnny English]

Giselle must be a freaking awful person for anyone to stop having 24/7 secks with her.

After half an hour you'd be sitting on the sofa in your underpants with a bowl of popcorn watching Sportscenter while she was finishing herself off in the bathroom. We're middle aged men, stop kidding yourself.

[d sw0rdz]

Giselle must be a freaking awful person for anyone to stop having 24/7 secks with her.

she's obvious super model material and she is obviously way out of my league by about a million levels, but she is actually kind of bland/boring when considering the women rich, famous, good-looking, successful male athletes are pulling

i honestly think he's coming back because he spent a good couple of months with his family and figures it's enough to tide him over for another year, where we will undoubtedly go through all of this again

[bojanglesman]

After half an hour you'd be sitting on the sofa in your underpants with a bowl of popcorn watching Sportscenter while she was finishing herself off in the bathroom. We're middle aged men, stop kidding yourself.

I agree, but I'd keep disappointing her.  No mercy.