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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #1005 on: June 23, 2020, 06:31:50 AM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #1006 on: June 23, 2020, 11:55:33 AM »
https://twitter.com/carolineha_/status/1275431381729005568?s=21

“ Oh man. De Blasio just announced that he's forming a fireworks task force including over 40 law enforcement officers, including 12 FDNY officers, to respond to illegal fireworks. It'll involve "undercover buys" & "sting operations."
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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #1007 on: June 23, 2020, 12:50:56 PM »
I do not understand why people want to buy and light fireworks.

I do not understand why fireworks are illegal.

I do not understand why people get upset about other people lighting fireworks.

Fireworks.
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Re: I &lt;3 NY
« Reply #1008 on: June 23, 2020, 01:00:17 PM »
I do not understand why people want to buy and light fireworks.

I do not understand why fireworks are illegal.

I do not understand why people get upset about other people lighting fireworks.

Fireworks.
Some people get upset when they are lit off at midnight or if they have a dog who shits themselves due to noise phobia or if someone lights off a freaking howitzer at any time.

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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #1009 on: June 23, 2020, 01:06:21 PM »
Some people get upset when they are lit off at midnight or if they have a dog who shits themselves due to noise phobia or if someone lights off a freaking howitzer at any time.

Or if they have PTSD from being in combat
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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #1010 on: June 23, 2020, 01:07:42 PM »
lmao @ the Tommy tags in this thread
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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #1011 on: June 23, 2020, 01:09:43 PM »
Some people get upset when they are lit off at midnight or if they have a dog who shits themselves due to noise phobia or if someone lights off a freaking howitzer at any time.

I live in a busy city, fireworks are set off here as well. I don't even hear them most of the time, the only time I know about it is when the whining starts on Facebook. On the odd occasion I do hear them they are of literally no consequence.

My dog, and the one before him, is completely unbothered by them but I do have a small degree of sympathy, however if your dog reacts to an unspecified noise like that presumably he's going to have the same issues with all sorts of other things in the city that make noise also.

One of the things that has been made abundantly apparent during the pandemic is just how much some people hate other people enjoying themselves, and how much pleasure they get from complaining and if possible preventing those people having fun.
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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #1012 on: June 23, 2020, 01:15:27 PM »

One of the things that has been made abundantly apparent during the pandemic is just how much some people hate other people enjoying themselves, and how much pleasure they get from complaining and if possible preventing those people having fun.

I'll light an extra firework for you on Halloween.

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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #1013 on: June 23, 2020, 01:25:00 PM »
I'll light an extra firework for you on Halloween.


Ha. I don't give a freak about people dressing up and having parties and filling kids with candy on Halloween, I just object to them knocking on my door and trying to force me to join in.
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Re: I &lt;3 NY
« Reply #1014 on: June 23, 2020, 01:29:00 PM »
Ha. I don't give a freak about people dressing up and having parties and filling kids with candy on Halloween, I just object to them knocking on my door and trying to force me to join in.
Throw fireworks at them.

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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #1015 on: June 23, 2020, 01:33:12 PM »
Throw fireworks at them.

You might be onto something there.

"Trick or treat!"

"FIREWORKS BATTLE FIRST YOU LITTLE BITCH"

Mom and dad might think twice about sending their snotty little freak trophies begging at my door if they know they're going to have to earn their candy by fighting off a barrage of colourful exploding rockets.
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Re: I &lt;3 NY
« Reply #1016 on: June 23, 2020, 01:33:47 PM »
You might be onto something there.

"Trick or treat!"

"FIREWORKS BATTLE FIRST YOU LITTLE BITCH"

Mom and dad might think twice about sending their snotty little freak trophies begging at my door if they know they're going to have to earn their candy by fighting off a barrage of colourful exploding rockets.
freak trophy.  Lol.

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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #1017 on: June 23, 2020, 01:40:50 PM »
freak trophy.  Lol.

I don't actually mind kids at all, I just like being rude about them. I also like teaching them to say rude things, filling them with sugar and returning them to their grateful parents.
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Re: I <3 NY
« Reply #1018 on: June 23, 2020, 10:46:33 PM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: I &lt;3 NY
« Reply #1019 on: June 23, 2020, 11:30:46 PM »
The fireworks don't bother me at all, it's definitely way more than usual though.

Primarily seems to bother the people who go to bed at 8 PM.