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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #75 on: September 01, 2020, 11:08:21 AM »
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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #76 on: September 01, 2020, 11:09:55 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on September 01, 2020, 09:24:48 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/ikkri0/attention_shoppers_watch_the_in_full_volume/

The other Costco fart video is something I use as a response to ridiculous questions in a Slack channel at work. 

It's so stupid that it's funny. 
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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #77 on: September 01, 2020, 12:36:28 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on September 01, 2020, 11:08:21 AM
Damn, That was impressive.  Great echo.

According to the comments it's fake. Don't care though. Still hilarious.
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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #78 on: January 04, 2021, 01:31:46 PM »
I spent a fair amount of the Christmas and New Year holiday shopping online. Because we're not in the city any more deliveries take a few days to get here, meaning that I don't know what's coming or when. Each day is bringing new things, some of which I had forgotten I had ordered. Today was a roll of automotive carpet. Yesterday was a book. Can't wait to see what tomorrow will be.
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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #79 on: January 04, 2021, 01:46:24 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on January 04, 2021, 01:31:46 PM
I spent a fair amount of the Christmas and New Year holiday shopping online. Because we're not in the city any more deliveries take a few days to get here, meaning that I don't know what's coming or when. Each day is bringing new things, some of which I had forgotten I had ordered. Today was a roll of automotive carpet. Yesterday was a book. Can't wait to see what tomorrow will be.
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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #80 on: January 04, 2021, 02:00:54 PM »
Quote from: Badger on January 04, 2021, 01:46:24 PM
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Fairly sure I didn't order that but I have been drinking a lot the last couple of weeks, so I'm not 100%.
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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #81 on: January 04, 2021, 02:17:14 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on January 04, 2021, 02:00:54 PM
Fairly sure I didn't order that but I have been drinking a lot the last couple of weeks, so I'm not 100%.

Just don’t use any warming lube internally.
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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #82 on: April 15, 2021, 11:43:03 AM »
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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #83 on: July 15, 2021, 12:57:31 PM »
Does anyone have one of those electric arc lighters?
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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #84 on: January 14, 2023, 09:15:29 PM »
Is there any good reason to own an arc lighter, besides that it looks cool?
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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #85 on: January 14, 2023, 09:17:23 PM »
Quote from: Badger on January 14, 2023, 09:15:29 PM
Is there any good reason to own an arc lighter, besides that it looks cool?

The convenience of never having to purchase lighter fluid or replacement flints and wicks.
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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #86 on: March 08, 2023, 09:53:50 AM »
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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #87 on: March 08, 2023, 09:58:42 AM »
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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #88 on: March 08, 2023, 10:05:43 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on March 08, 2023, 09:58:42 AM

you like the kitty?
Check the artist
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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #89 on: March 08, 2023, 10:06:50 AM »
Quote from: Badger on March 08, 2023, 10:05:43 AM
Check the artist


well that escalated quickly
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